House porn! Ring the bell this one is a corker!

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Wowzers! I love the woodwork.

That's my house.

It's not at all but I've always wanted someone to say it in on on of these threads😂😂😂

That's creepy af!

That’s the kind of place that would be amazing if you just have thewall a lick of paint/new tiles.

This is the second thread about this house.

That has to be the ugliest house I've ever seen! That woodwork is truly gross. Is that a typical price for Solihul terraced house? It seems an awful lot to me.

Hey, who wouldn't want a 4-bed house with no living room? I guess you could always relax upstairs in the bar.

Loving the lime green tiles behind the toilet too.

Clearly a brothel

Surely a brothel would have more bedrooms?
Swingers club?

There's some older green tiling behind the loo in the bathroom shot, looks much nicer than the white/floral shite...

I’m thinking the neighbours will be very glad to see this covered back to a family house. I bet the gatherings in that bar (can I see a load of music equipment?) would be almost as hideous as the carpet 🙉

Sweet Jesus. I feel like that house would suck my soul right out of me. Gave me the creeps

I'm still reeling at the gall of the estate agent to market this as a four-bed! Does this mean we can all redefine our houses when selling eg 3 beds, 0 recs?

This has been posted in property section too. These are much better pics. I'd love to have a look around!

It’s a Gentleman’s Spanking Club.

I want to spend the weekend there on a ghost hunt!
I really love the four-poster.

'requires modernisation' ... i'm dying!!!!

I agree, I think it was a brothel/drinking club too. Possibly run by Triads

@Al2O3 more likely something like that. There is no pampas grass in the front garden

The sink! The sink in the bathroom! OMG!

Imagine being pissed in that bar....

I reckon the owner's gone into care or died as there's no chain (Sherlock eat yr heart out). It's creepy. Imagine you'd feel just as bad going into that bar as you would after having a couple of drinks! Dizzy or what? Could you even find yr way tnrough it? Its well confusing!

ginny great minds think alike but u were more succinct!

If only walls could talk...

Blimey, I wonder what sex games have been played in that bed...