House porn! Ring the bell this one is a corker!

[LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD]

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Wowzers! I love the woodwork.

Now, that's hideous. 800k?? Bloody hell.

I've never seen anything quite like that in my life 😅

I proper love the bathroom

800,000 in Clapton? Really?

Blimey.

Pictures 12 and 13 are a bit of a contrast! Feel like 13 is where the servant lives

Saw the kitchen and the first few rooms and thought pah! This is tame, then came the pub!!!

Where’s the living room?

I was flicking through the pictures thinking 'well that looks ok to me'.

Then i got to that bar and actually recoiled in horror.

Followed by being very perplexed about the monastic white room

It is a house of contrasts!

Fairly sure my dgm has that bathroom pattern as her posh crocker
Nice garden
The blurbs “ in need of modernisation” sums this one right up

*crockery

Oh dear. Theres no living room or dining room!
Granted there are seats in the bar but its not exactly home sweet home in there.
So it is actually a 2 bedroomed house. With the single bathroom way down at the far end of the ground floor.

How handy it is to have the bathroom right beside the kitchen.

This wouldn’t have been perfect heaven for a friend of mine who died recently!

Would have

JESUS MARY MOTHER OF GOD! My eyes

It has potential....or it would have if Hammer Horror films were still made

Wow. I had a friend at school whose parents had a bar in their house (next to the pool natch) but it was nothing on that! Is the ceiling made of stained glass windows?!

I actually said, out loud, "What the actual fuck" when I saw the bar photo.

What was also weird was the photo after the bar - the virtually empty, plain room with white walls. Maybe that's the room you go to in order to recover from the overkill of the rest of the house. Talk about one extreme to the other!

Wow. Looks like it smells bad!

I was thinking not to my taste but hey ho, got to the bar and almost dropped my phone in horror!

Okay I sort of want a horrible bar now.

That's a knocking shop surely. No sitting room just bedrooms and a saloon bar.

What a bizarre layout/ floor plan. No living or dining room and a bloody massive bar where there should be a 3rd bedroom and bathroom!

Looks like the family home of the set designer for The Tudors

Henry VIII definitely comes with, like Larry the Cat.

I actually don't hate it. It's like art - you're not supposed to love, but appreciate it. The bar. 🤣👍Did anyone else see the ornate garden bench in the kitchen? Amazing.

I was thinking that, theres surely a full length dungeon underneath.