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What did you say?

I said something like

'Who can't even reach their backs? Overweight people?

And they call us childish! Some levels of maturity going on here!'

That was in response to Coffee saying 'They can't even reach their backs'

Cat I love how beautifully evil and beautiful BastardCat looks, are you sure he's a bastard?

There's nothing inflammatory about that. I read your sentences as you were asking Coffee to repeat what she/he said as you couldn't quite believe it.
But as a Piscean I always see the good in everything unless I'm plotting murder.

No that was right Tracy I was shocked by what she said! But I imagine she must have reported my comment!

I'm glad she did actually because when hers got deleted mine would have looked bad without the context if hers so it's a good job really!

Does nobody care that I could be a secret assassin?
Oh well here's my puss

Tracy we are all assassins here but we're not very secret! You could be our hidden stealth asset!

Ooh I'm liking that.

Perhaps that's why they deleted the lot they should delete the whole thread! The weird thing is I wouldn't have minded if it was just about providing larger seats for those who may need them, tall, fat or just want more room for their snax. But it has just descended into a load of fat shaming rubbish as per usual.

Beaker awww, I like that your cat has his own statue. I'm Pisces too so there's nothing / everything to fear.

Tea exactly, I agree. Some of my best thriends are thin or tall, I have no judgement.

Beautiful cats, although i am curious about the shape of MrsCats BastardCat, has it eaten somebody and that is what is bulging out on his right hand side? Like a snake that takes a while to digest bodies?

Tracy I just assumed to quote Job 22:28: you will decide on a matter and it will be established for you, and light will shine on your ways

Good luck in your new career. Avoid capture.

Ooh, flooding in Lincolnshire. Confirms my fears about travelling north of Watford.

Just realised i should have followed my comment with 'no judgement' in case BastardCat thinks I'm fat shaming him. In reality, i am secretly impressed that he's managed to find a way of disposing of bodies without the need of fuckboys, plastic sheeting or rivers.

She Thigh she.
We got the statue yonks ago in Prague.
I love Prague. I want to live there.
As it's only 378 miles from Castle Bled we could have Prague Castle as our weekend bolthole.

Baker our new home needs to be on an island.

Baker it's Beaker so yeah!
No I mean my extra holiday home!

Well I'm not too bothered where we shack up as long as we've got supplies and I get a tank for Triangle.

Is Triangle a shark? Sorry it you have already mentioned it?

He's my beloved Angel fish Tracy

He knows I'm talking about him, he's giving me the eye!

Here is Triangle

Aah what a cutie & love his name.
Though I expect Triangle must have a bit of piranha in him as all Pterophyllum species originate from the Amazon basin.
Triangle could be in charge of security.

He's smiling. Well he looks like he is.

And I like how the other fish are bowing/curtsying to him.