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Advice Clinic - Slatterns welcome

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/06/2019 00:41

Do you have problems? Is your life truly ridiculous, are you ridiculous? Please step inside our fully staffed advice clinic and we will cure all your ills. We have a clap nurse standing by for more intimate problems, don't be shy.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/06/2019 08:04

Really Proj? Hmm, a summer born serial killer, a bold move.

Are you still homeless?

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thislido · 15/06/2019 08:04

What, in the last three minutes? We are best thriends!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/06/2019 08:05

Frown she was probably having a cheeky wank then went off herself half way through and fell asleep.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/06/2019 08:06

TL that's better, you know how much attention I demand.

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thislido · 15/06/2019 08:09

Can you hear my drone? It’s looking for you on the doorstep, wreathed in smoke.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/06/2019 08:13

TL ah the comforting interaction of best friends via drone.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/06/2019 08:16

I'd like to wait for DT for the zodiac reveal so I'll give her a few minutes.

Ok, back when we were attempting to complete shag scrabble Naked offered a Layth. Was he a carpenter I wonder?

Newbies - anyone got a Y or Z - we really need a lesbian for those I think.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/06/2019 08:17

Although a youngster might have a Zac.

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DanglyTassles · 15/06/2019 08:19

Th'morning thisters!

Happy to be your whore Thigh that's a very acceptable role!

Capricorn?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/06/2019 08:20

I wonder what M3 said to her boss. If the home truths were just a difference of opinion over atoms n shizz it'll be fine. If you tried to force a hand shandy on him we'll need to get you out of it.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/06/2019 08:22

PISCES

Can you fucking believe it?! Just like your Dear Leader.

I'm mortally offended, we're gentle dreamers.

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DanglyTassles · 15/06/2019 08:22

She might have told him he's crap at his job and has a face like a potato!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/06/2019 08:23

My first thought was also Sagittarius. Gemini are second after Pisces.

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Frownette · 15/06/2019 08:25

Gently dreaming of the next victim whilst sharpening your implements...

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/06/2019 08:25

Mashed potato or duchesse?

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DanglyTassles · 15/06/2019 08:25

Oh dear, one of my grown children is a Pisces so that explains that then!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/06/2019 08:26

Frown yes I can envision that.

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DanglyTassles · 15/06/2019 08:26

Dauphinois I'd hope!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/06/2019 08:27

Eine Kleine Nachtmurder.

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DanglyTassles · 15/06/2019 08:27

Shall we kill M3's boss next?

DanglyTassles · 15/06/2019 08:28

That'll solve it, both the bloodlust and the bother she's in!

Frownette · 15/06/2019 08:29

DT dauphinois!!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/06/2019 08:30

DT I was gently dreaming of that. A really violent one, with Betty, your machete.

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TopiaryTractorTart · 15/06/2019 08:30

Nearly all my family are Pisces! Not me though. I was kind of hoping it might be Scorpio

TopiaryTractorTart · 15/06/2019 08:31

Too obvious perhaps

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