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Encourage it to kick the windows, next Lone - free cleaning.

LICK

I would but hes got a cough, he'd only leave germs all over my windows aswell as my couch!

How’s this? Cage for DL, helipad and snax chute, circling sharks and plenty of space for burying after murdering. Also a dungeon for hot teachers or whatever.

Well that's all that we need! Good stuff! It's so 'us'.

Fantastic! I'll assume Triangle's tank is indoors and he's not to be in with the sharks!

I like the human remains!

reg you are a true artist/inventor, like Leonardo Da Vinci only less dead.

Hi all,
Please help I'm so confused..
We are trying for another baby I'm having to do homework this time as my daughter was a one hit wonder..
I had my period as usual 5days..
3/4 day later I had stiff gummy stretchy mucus I thought ovulation? But then 7 days after my period I had slimey stretchy mucus for 1.5 days but 10 days after my period I had light pink spotting that lasted a couple hours..
Does this all sound normal? Which one was ovulation?
It's a confusing mine field on the Internet and I'm more confused now than I was before 🤷‍♀️🤔
Thank you for reading 😘

It all sounds normal. It’s the slimy stretchy stuff you want - egg white cervical mucous (EWCM)- its texture helps the sperm along. Sometimes people spot around the time they ovulate. The egg can’t hang around for the sperm, whereas the sperm can last several days, so it’s fine that the EWCM isn’t exactly the same time as the spotting. Just have sex around the point that those things are happening. Good luck!

Reg this is wonderful. And fuelled by Lotus biscuits too, which I only ever eat at the hairdresser’s. Why is DT in a cage? Is that where she does her act?

Noooo this it's for *DL8 as in the Dark Lord not me! He needs encasing!

Having said that I wouldn't mind doing a bit of cage dancing at home now we are forgoing the theatre and making our own shows at home! I don't mind cage dancing for you all but I have to draw the line at charades unless we do it via MN or it's too interactive to be Thigh!

Oh, of course!

Just been back to the fat theatre thread

Naked and M3 I'd like you both to get over there and do some insane sums.

thigh you have an addiction

Reg it is BEAUTIFUL.

I would have quite liked to have been a cage dancer. Suspect I’ve missed the boat now.

Frown of course I do!!! I'm currently addicted to shitting, I've never, ever claimed to be Well.

Now that’s just sinister. I have never googled anything to do with moving

Nonsense Proj plenty of life in the old slag yet.

Likely to get banned as have just offered to cut heads off.

thigh aha, it's all becoming clear. You are stuffing your face at any given moment in order to ensure more quality toilet time.

You are looking at these threads for inspiration.

Oh god, the faux concern on that thread for the poor fat people who can’t enjoy the theatre due to their fatness is giving me a stabbing pain in my eyeballs.

I’m going to devote the rest of my life to becoming obese and sitting in theatres. At least one of the people I annoy will be in that thread.

It's the bullshit that incites me Proj.

Where is this thread? I went over to AIBU to take a look, got distracted by something about swimming pools then tried to focus but couldn't see it

Here you go frown thread

Well people can be right horrible can't they? Theatre seats are very small, I have a smug 6ft8 friend who is far, far more annoying than any of those fatties in a theatre setting.

I just watched a small child pick his nose and wipe it on his mums coat. I laughed to myself and thought "oh I'll tell thighland about him"

Chuckling at the turn that thread has taken.