Today I said the wankiest thing ever.

[LadyOfTheCanyon]

Cutting some cellophane into a circle at work while I customer watched
"that's pretty nifty!" She said " How do you know how to do that?
" Oh, it's the same principle as making a Cartouche for sweating celeriac!" I said cheerfully.

I fear my WC forebears are spinning in their graves. What's the wankiest thing you've ever said?

I once greeted my friend's children with "Hi girls!"

She has sons. Two bloody sons. I've known them since they were born. They're almost teenagers.

What the actual fuck. I still can't even fathom to this day why I said such an idiotic thing

I don't even know what you said means. Genuinely no idea.

I was buying some paint in Laura Ashley. The lady serving asked what I was doing with it.
"Oh I'm turning the playroom into a library", I replied. And then cringed at what a twat I must have sounded.

I'm going to have to google cartouche, can't remember what that means! And I haven't had celeriac (oh good grief, autocorrect came up with clerics) remoulade for ages so you've made me have a yen.

I like hearing wankerish things though, makes you pause for a second. Can't remember mine at this moment

Me neither jingle

‘Oh don’t worry, we have our own coffee bean grinder’

A cartouche is either the oval shape around the name of the Pharaoh in Egyptian heiroglyphics, or a 'lid' for something braising in a pan made out of greaseproof paper.

And that's the wankiest thing I've ever said

I only know about cartouches because Thomasina Miers makes them in every other recipe.

Given that I grew up on a staple diet of boil in the vag curries in the 70s I amaze myself constantly.

Bag! Boil in the bag! Boil in the vag curries!!!?

Lady Boil in the vag currries.

Boil in the vag!!!

Boil in the vag curries!

Lady They sound, um, interesting.

😂

My DP once complained that the beer and Prosecco in the free taps at work was a bit flat.

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Boil in the vag

Best cock up ever!!

Boil in the vag. Omg 😂😂😂

Lady That has made my evening!

LadyOfTheCanyon did you mean “boil in the bag”?

From the wankiest thing you've said straight the the funniest!

'I'm sorry, I can't make it then, my son is seeing his sailing coach.'

Sounds delish #boilinthevag 😂😂