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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
faintbfp · 25/05/2019 14:28

Quiet and good luck with your kids today haha was a great time for you

RosePeel · 25/05/2019 14:29

Quorn is a way to get some sleep before you leave tomorrow

dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 14:29

P.s the same room as a teenager in a different age group is a daily wash cycle and the kids are not alone in the fridge

IreneWinters · 25/05/2019 14:29

Quite a bit late for me but unfortunately the only way I could get a dog was a little more fun and more fun than I did last year

dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 14:29

Quite frankly the only thing that I don't know is that the most important part is the full amount of time you have to wait for the Easter bunny

RosePeel · 25/05/2019 14:30

Rich people have been given the opportunity to be able to do this for the next week

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 14:30

Recent posts by others on earth would be great to hear from the snoring aaaarrrrgggghhhhh I will send you the best bit of custard pie

OP posts:
faintbfp · 25/05/2019 14:30

Sexual orientation and the postpartum pregnancy symptoms and how to doctors go and do the doctors

Bunnybigears · 25/05/2019 14:30

Romy was the constant one in the house of his friends who would have been more interested but not Joseph nor her dog.

dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 14:30

Rather than bras and the kids who have been crushing their own hair and scalp

Painful!

Wauden · 25/05/2019 14:31

Roundup is a male dominated film certainly not a single person but it is offensive and it will not want you are welcome

IreneWinters · 25/05/2019 14:31

The only way I could do this morning and then we have to do it tomorrow afternoon

dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 14:31

Should it not be awake until the 80's that the world will have to wait until they reach the conclusion

dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 14:32

The first time a man was in the fridge there was a lot of odd stuff

faintbfp · 25/05/2019 14:33

They do have a good job and I will get it to you hows was a time for you so you could go to the doctors and get some help a

Bunnybigears · 25/05/2019 14:33

UK government is the biggest threat to the economy in a holiday cottage.

dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 14:34

Unfortunately for the whole time I was trying not to rinse with water or mouthwash for the whole Brexit

AlmaWhittaker · 25/05/2019 14:34

U can get the same from the same address as the same as the same as the same

EducatingArti · 25/05/2019 14:34

Unfortunately we are going to have the opportunity to work in your country and will not be able to get a chance to look at the same question about the position of the year.

dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 14:35

Visitors can be used within the course of the night and will feed on a Saturday night at the same time

dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 14:36

When did you put your child in the fridge as soon as possible

RosePeel · 25/05/2019 14:36

Video chat soon as I have fun with you love and miss you lots

Blush
dontticklethetoad · 25/05/2019 14:36

We have a slate kitchen floor but by the time we have a slate kitchen floor.

Right...

FutureMrsTempah · 25/05/2019 14:37

Xl was a lovely time for me and my kids and my toddler and her friends

faintbfp · 25/05/2019 14:38

Xxxxxxxxx was a great time for you to go get your hair appointment tomorrow morning so you could get them off and get back with you