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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 25/05/2019 13:44

Veggie burger was cooked perfectly fine but not very good

dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 13:45

Very cute and then it can be used within the course of the night and then the mirena is the first choice in the same way

RagingWhoreBag · 25/05/2019 13:45

What do I do for dinner tonight so I’ll do that tomorrow then I will have a couple of things for dinner

My autocorrect knows I’m always hungry!

MildlyMiserable · 25/05/2019 13:45

Very good app for a great weekend with friends or a great day of fun with a good day at night

Sounds interesting- might need to find this app!

dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 13:46

You could try to sell it for the whole time and it was the best way you could get pregnant

dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 13:47

Xray is a daily beast of a cake and then the morn to be left to the sink

FannyFeatures · 25/05/2019 13:51

Zooming in on the whole thing and then we can get it done before the wedding.

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:51

Yeast infections are not filtered out of bed with the other hand.

OP posts:
Hotpinkangel19 · 25/05/2019 13:52

Zip code for you please please thank the sky dress for sale tomorrow morning and then will send it over again thank you

dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 13:55

Zumba classes are a great way to get a small cool spot on treatments

AwdBovril · 25/05/2019 13:56

And an adult any more than a year ago out of the dish is a bit of a no deal scenario for the next day

Lovelydovey · 25/05/2019 13:58

And yes we can do dinner tonight and then we will go to dinner tomorrow.

Clearly most of my messages are about food.

OneBiscuitAtATime · 25/05/2019 13:59

Zero hour till I can pick it you want to me and you pick up my kids at the house

QOD · 25/05/2019 13:59

But it’s a great way of making it fun and I can get a little more to it but it’s a bit so slow but I wanna is a great day

Kpo58 · 25/05/2019 14:00

But the other day and I will be in the future of the new year

Kpo58 · 25/05/2019 14:01

Can you please send me the opportunity to work with you and your family and friends

Ratbagratty · 25/05/2019 14:01

Can you please send me the opportunity to work with you and your family and friends.

Shock
SilverySurfer · 25/05/2019 14:02

So many errors on MN are attributed to predictive text. I have never used it and always wondered if its so rubbish why you don't just turn it off?

Ratbagratty · 25/05/2019 14:02

How did we get identical 'c's!! @kpo58

JustHereforHarriet · 25/05/2019 14:02

Did she get her to text her today she said she’s not doing that right?

VeniVidiViciTwice · 25/05/2019 14:03

D and I have a crease when I wake up with the SENDO

RagingWhoreBag · 25/05/2019 14:03

Do I have a jacket for tomorrow night baby or a couple kids and I will pop them up and I’ll get you there and then either you bring your jacket and jacket you like it and then either way I’ll bring you the jacket

I’m obsessed with jackets as well as dinner apparently!

Jojobythesea · 25/05/2019 14:07

Just did a practice one to DH 😂😂😂

Arse eating Weetabix.......
YourSarcasmIsDripping · 25/05/2019 14:07

E
Even though it is not the best thing I can think about is that it was the best app.

RosePeel · 25/05/2019 14:08

Everyone is working at the hospital today so I’m going back home

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