Arse eating Weetabix.......

[EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB]

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile



B?

[iklboo]

Even though I don't know what to say I have had a great day

[dementedpixie]

For a couple of days to get it from the vet and get a small cool dog

[dementedpixie]

Go for a couple of weeks of pregnancy then leave will start to reduce your risk of childhood

[Gingernaut]

Has he been a very silly little girl?

[dementedpixie]

He was a bit like a man in a few years he was the most famous person in the world

[RosePeel]

I hope you can have it for a bit but it would have to go back yes we are going to go through this

[SpamChaudFroid]

I have a frame that is just right for him to dig his shit holes

[justdoingmything]

And by chance do either feel good haha I just know like my name on plan was really sad that used very wrong Xbox you zirconia

[faintbfp]

Just got to see how much you have a good time and how much I love ya

[Heymummee]

So I can do it tomorrow morning and then I’ll be back in the morning and then I’ll send you a picture of it

[dementedpixie]

Just as easy to get a small amount of the questions you need to be in the same time as the cup was a bit crap

[dementedpixie]

Keep the soil moist and then it can be used within the course of the night

[yourestandingonmyneck]

Last time we went there we had thought we were all the way out to dinner but we were not really sure about it

cryptic!

[TrySinging]

Let you know that we have had some fun with her today so I can have a good fun night with her tomorrow night.

[mouldyhousemouldylife]

My name is it possible to get the latest flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available.

[faintbfp]

My dad just said that he is going on the way home and I don't know what he's going through but he said he's not doing it right side and then he said he would have a good day

[Heaviestdirtyestsoul]

My husband was a great guy but he didn't know how he would be able to do it again

[cakesandphotos]

No I don't think so I'm just not going on a walk tonight

[Wauden]

But the others are not the only ones who is a security source.

[faintbfp]

Ok if you wanna is the day I get it haha

[dementedpixie]

No I wouldn't want to try and get Bob's back to the sink but it doesn't stop at the end of June

[Wauden]

One man went on a train in a car park on a busy motorway and drove a bus

[Ohyesiam]

Oh that’s good I’ll let go and see if you’re interested in getting it done for me and I’ll be back on Sunday afternoon if you’re interested

[Hairyheadphones]

Please let us get in and the food is still good for me and the pizza and the chicken.

Clearly I like food!

[Mewithane]

Quite the best pizza in town but the staff was so awful