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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
faintbfp · 25/05/2019 14:39

Ya see what I can get for you haha

RosePeel · 25/05/2019 14:40

Zombie apocalypse is now. Yes I’ll be there soon as possible Grin

Secretlifeofme · 25/05/2019 14:42

And I hope you have a good day darling xxx

Well that was a bit dull!!DH and I have very predictable conversations via text when he leaves for work, clearly!

origamiunicorn · 25/05/2019 14:43

Back to the same time as I am looking for it and I will be in the future of my favourite days in the house and a leg up to you.

Confused Ok.... Grin

ILiveInSalemsLot · 25/05/2019 14:44

Can I get you the chicken salad with your soup please. thank your dad

SneakyGremlins · 25/05/2019 14:47

Dying to the pharmacy and health sciences center for the millionth time.

State of the NHS, eh? Grin

yabadabadontdoit · 25/05/2019 14:47

Did they have any more obvious things that would you have done this year

Puffkin · 25/05/2019 14:47

Don’t worry about the money I will pick you up at your farm and then you can have a little more time with your baby

Puffkin · 25/05/2019 14:48

Early morning I will call you when you get off Twitter

yabadabadontdoit · 25/05/2019 14:48

Even the kids have been pointed to a new home 😁

woodpigeons · 25/05/2019 14:48

And before Christmas Day ever for good help I just know l like me now or possibly quite right so that’s usually very well done you zombie

Smiler1972 · 25/05/2019 14:48

For you to come over and get me a coffee Brew

Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 14:55

Grilled chicken breast with the other 2 slept well dogs bollocks

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Namastbae · 25/05/2019 14:55

Great news about my lovely to meet you for helping out the source and the other side effects and u, u will get the most popular of a coin is not valid to be undergoing the, which was nice, iiii

RosePeel · 25/05/2019 14:56

Ghost town is going to be very busy today

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Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 14:57

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OP posts:
HelpAFattieOutHere · 25/05/2019 14:58

Have a great time in the car park that is the same time as well as the GP

origamiunicorn · 25/05/2019 14:58

Hello the first one in my mind to be able the time and that is why the heck of the arcades I will send it back on my own personal world in perspective.

carrotflinger · 25/05/2019 14:59

I am a beautiful person!

Well, that's nice!!

DailyFailAreTwats · 25/05/2019 14:59

I hope that’s ok I’ll let you know that I love you too much and thank you for your help

IndieRar · 25/05/2019 14:59

And then I have a lot to say to him I think I just saw him and I don't think I could do that but he was still trying to get me to do a job

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 25/05/2019 15:01

Have colour people said my zero up early gains video.
Mine seems to be channelling Captain Beefheart.

masterminder · 25/05/2019 15:02

It is really awful to say when you say that you're a good friend you are the only person in that one place you have a lot to say and about how it goes

SpunBodgeSquarepants · 25/05/2019 15:03

Unfortunately I have to go to work and I've got to switch off the phone

NymphInYellow · 25/05/2019 15:05

Just finished work and I have to go to school tomorrow and I went to see it and I'm glad