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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
RosePeel · 27/05/2019 19:14

Fuck the time to call him back again at least he’s not a doctor

peasando · 27/05/2019 19:26

Going well I'm going to go to sleep I love him so I don't think I can have him

Bwekfusth · 27/05/2019 19:33

I'm sorry about the way I didn't want you in my life and you were there for you and you can not go to work and then I'll be there I will later love ya

Handbaghag · 27/05/2019 19:35

Just a few days ago for a while and I have a good day X

peasando · 27/05/2019 19:49

Keep my mind off to work and I have to hope for better soon as you can get back in with me and I see it haha

DiaryofWimpyMumm · 27/05/2019 19:55

Love you and I have been to this for years now but I've never been really depressed

Mummyoflittledragon · 27/05/2019 20:11

Mumsnet has always been the best thing ever so far better than the other way

Witchend · 27/05/2019 20:12

My phone number is the bus timings for the year but I think I can do it and not expecting this to you so much for your time and consideration and I was wondering if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings to determine how attachments are handled.

Sounds like a badly translated instruction manual 😂

autumneve · 27/05/2019 20:31

Now that you know I'm not looking forward to seeing you please follow me back from my life thanks.

Nutellaoneverything · 27/05/2019 21:14

Over the past few years of a miserable day I know how to do it on my face while I'm at the pub with you

Nutellaoneverything · 27/05/2019 21:15

Press the SOS button on the GPS tracker up for online to do something in my face which makes a bit of a miserable noise

shiveringtimber · 27/05/2019 21:20

Quite the best game ever but it seems that the game has been a ridiculously good thing.

Nutellaoneverything · 27/05/2019 21:22

Right let's go shall we to find a way out of this shitty mess that was the time before we were living in the middle of a large number of this shitty mess

SchooledUp · 27/05/2019 21:48

Sorry not to be a good idea for you if that's the case

peasando · 27/05/2019 21:53

The only one that I've been to for the past week is the last week of my life so I'm going to get a new jacket

GorkyMcPorky · 27/05/2019 22:08

Unfortunately I am going to be a bit of a Brexit vacuum

tinkywinkyshandbag · 27/05/2019 22:13

Very sorry to be late for the rest the day but I'm going back home and then I'll drop them all

Handbaghag · 27/05/2019 22:28

We are you doing today as I am a parent or guardian and observer the same for the rest of the water tower.

AnneOfCleavage · 27/05/2019 22:37

Xmas is in the house so I'll have your yummy lunch Grin

milleniumhandandprawn · 27/05/2019 22:44

You have a good night and I'll let you know how your train gets done on your lunch hour

agirlhasnonameX · 27/05/2019 22:45

Yesterday's dinner was a fantastic dinner and the soup was very quick to be a good time

PhalangeReginaPhalange · 27/05/2019 22:47

Zoo was amazing but the food is ok but not worth the price though haha

Letthemysterybe · 27/05/2019 22:48

And then I have a lot to say to him I don’t know why he is going on a date

Sally2791 · 27/05/2019 22:52

But I don't think my phone could cope with the prospect of a new build next door to the kitchen sink

SoupDragon · 27/05/2019 22:53

But I think it's because the people are in their own place and they don't have any friends

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