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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 13:32

Kelly is the first time a member of the night party has been approved by the national security council for the Easter weekend

Justaboutawake · 25/05/2019 13:32

Just was a great night out and we have a good time at work and then we can get some drinks on the next door if ya can come back

always2ndbest · 25/05/2019 13:33

My god I have been so happy to see this beautiful morning

dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 13:33

Like the other two hours of the night I was in a different mood and I don't think it was the same time as they were in the same room

Wavingwhiledrowning · 25/05/2019 13:34

Mum and I have a good day and a nice time to be alive.

How nice! Smile

CanBlondesWearMustard · 25/05/2019 13:34

Grat was ur old man in his life as the first person he has done with the most common man and I am the lord who will see you and the man who you have in your mind.

Ooh mine is a bit creepy! Definitely sounds like a story the priest tells Confused

dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 13:35

No it shouldn't be an issue if you are off sick or you have been crushing your heart for the last couple of weeks

dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 13:35

Sounds painful!

TooManyButtons · 25/05/2019 13:37

O and I have tried Sparletta and it is fine for the first 3 hours

whoami24601 · 25/05/2019 13:37

Put it on a good night to get it to me and then I can get you to come over for tomorrow night

Crikeyblimey · 25/05/2019 13:39

Quite possibly the best way to keep the mind off the work is to make a new one and then get to see the rest.

dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 13:39

Quite frankly the only thing I think of is that the two hours of the night are not going well

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 25/05/2019 13:39

Question what abound is that they have been veggie or vegan cheese 🧀 was my last night and they are so not happy 😆

NeverTalksToStrangers · 25/05/2019 13:40

Radio times in the past she's a beauty of the adjudicator.

GreenTulips · 25/05/2019 13:40

👀 up Sparletta

autumneve · 25/05/2019 13:41

Really good thinking err either rewind it or maybe not.

siglingor · 25/05/2019 13:41

So I can do to help you with the Coal Yard.

autumneve · 25/05/2019 13:42

Sorry I'm behind you

fifipop185 · 25/05/2019 13:42

The kids have a lot to say to you at least for a little while

Soooo true in this house ConfusedGrin

dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 13:42

So you don't need to be in the same room as the person applying for the whole Brexit

Lexilooo · 25/05/2019 13:42

Might have plans for the next elections in bed and a few weeks ago

dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 13:43

The first choice in the fridge is the first choice in the same room as a teenager

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 25/05/2019 13:43

Used to have a lot more interesting things than you think you should have but I think they have found some interesting facts that they were going through

autumneve · 25/05/2019 13:43

Unless I have had an enormous amount of money I could give up on my life

dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 13:43

U can be used within the course of the night are you really good both of you?