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Do you have problems? I can solve them all.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/04/2019 21:26

Hello, I'm Thigh. I will work with you to help you achieve the perfect balance in life. I am unfettered by knowledge or training as are my on call team of kindly agony aunts. We're ready to heal you.

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ProjectGainsborough · 26/04/2019 21:27

I liked the pic of Pete.

This is me

Do you have problems? I can solve them all.
ProjectGainsborough · 26/04/2019 21:28

Or possibly this. I couldn’t decide

Do you have problems? I can solve them all.
thislido · 26/04/2019 21:29

You haven’t labelled the jellyfish on his chest

thislido · 26/04/2019 21:29

Pete’s chest, that is

AuntieCorruption · 26/04/2019 21:31

Now I've seen the actual picture of Peter, I tell you what Ill do thigh I will put the upside down cock-out vest on because I've already got one of those but I still don't want a biro in my eye!

thislido · 26/04/2019 21:32

My problem is I’m hungry but I can’t think of anything I want to eat.

thislido · 26/04/2019 21:33

I still don’t think a vest is a vest if it has long sleeves.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/04/2019 21:33

I'm going to put it here too cos it's so good

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AuntieCorruption · 26/04/2019 21:34

Project I think you look amazing in both pics! Is the first one what you'll be wearing out?

Your house looks very clean, have you been hoovering?

ProjectGainsborough · 26/04/2019 21:34

Don’t have pickled onions lido. My gut flora had me up at 3.30 in protest.

waxahatchee · 26/04/2019 21:35

Look at his funny flappy feet ! and what is that alien in his torso?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/04/2019 21:35

Thislido I've drawn you a picture, that's evidence now. It was the top half of long johns stuff.

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ProjectGainsborough · 26/04/2019 21:35

Oh no, dt I’m the hairy one at the back reading the paper.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/04/2019 21:36

TL beans on toast, retro.

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ProjectGainsborough · 26/04/2019 21:36

What are the padded knees for?

thislido · 26/04/2019 21:37

I suppose they didn’t call them baselayers back then.

It’s a jellyfish.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/04/2019 21:38

wax fucking thanks, I've just publicly pretended to get turned on getting skull fucked by you.

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thislido · 26/04/2019 21:38

I don’t have any beans. Or bread. Or pickled onions. I think I’ll go to sleep instead.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/04/2019 21:39

Proj Yorkshire is cold and he had to kneel down.

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AuntieCorruption · 26/04/2019 21:43

this don't give up, you might get thinner by accident! What is in your crisps cupboard?

waxahatchee · 26/04/2019 21:43

Thigh, the hands are really good and lifelike.

waxahatchee · 26/04/2019 21:44

Thislido check the bin, there might be some leftovers!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/04/2019 21:45

TL keep lookin! Sultana bran?

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thislido · 26/04/2019 21:51

Don’t panic, I had some olives, whilst googling his undergarments. Apparently it was a v neck sweater and the v was where his genitals came out.

ProjectGainsborough · 26/04/2019 22:02

Once again I have no idea what the fuck you’re all taking about. I know nothing about peter sutcliffe. I can see I’ve got thome thuper thinister bedtime reading to do.