What can fuck off this bank holiday?

[YorkieTheRabbit]

Wasps, motorbikes and stupid loud exhausts.
Wasps - had about 20 in the house over the last two days and I’ve been stung

Motorbikes- why the hell are they going so fast and making so much noise? We can hear them coming down the hill before they get into the village, roaring through, even though it’s a 20 mph zone, flying up past our house and up the hill to the next village. At a guess doing at least 60

Stupid exhausts on Corsa’s, just because it’s loud doesn’t make it a racing car or even worse the ones that go bang like a gun being fired knobheads!

What about you?

Chickenpox.

DS2 has them. It is not fun.

Neighbours sitting in the front street blasting music and drinking cider at 10 in the morning

The remote control car or whatever whiny toy it is in the garden 2 doors down. And my very sore throat .

neighbours and their loud music tonight while they have a barbecue. Beautiful sunny evening and can't even sit out in my own fucking garden because of the racket!

The local council who in a bid to save money decided to reduce the number of green bin collections. That means that our first collection is not until a week on Wednesday. They decided this a few days before the first collection was originally due so I already had a full bin. I have so much to do in the garden but I can't get into until the bins are emptied (I have 2, both are fairly full)

Wasps and the C* who wrote off our campervan by driving into the back of it whilst it was parked. Grrr

Social media, everyone having amazing times while we're skint and grumpy and working

The arsehole pub behind my house that's recently decided to blast loud shit music out all fecking night. Cant sit in my garden, cant even have my windows open.

Dothehappydance- same here, we took it to the tip

Drunk people shouting in their gardens. If you want to day drink pace yourself. Kids don’t need to hear your bad language.

Church bells

We’re away for the weekend. I’m a Christian and today is an awesome celebration; but the church bells EVERY 30 MINUTES are driving my mad!!

They’re on some sort of timer EVERY 30 minutes and then consecutively for 15 minutes prior to the 3 services today.

I imagine if you lived in this village, you’d tune out. DH and I are tuned in and we’ve had enough of them today.

My neighbours who have been doing their garden for 3 years (since we moved in 🙄) and decided to spend the day cutting patio slabs 😤

The fucking next door neighbours who decided to have fireworks at midnight last night and thumping music it really upset my dog.

Bloody cyclists taking up the whole road so cars can’t overtake them!

Drunken fucking big fat mouth neighbours 😡

Heat rash. It can feck off.

Hayfever

Whatever bastard germs my 15 month old DS has now. He's always ill. It's been one thing after another for months. We finally had a few days when he wasn't coughing all night/throwing up/howling in pain from an ear infection, for the first time since bloody November. And this evening he's suddenly developed a temperature, runny nose and cough again. For fuck's sake.

Teenagers (my own, not some random kids), who "never wanted to come anyway" on an amazing last minute FREE weekend away in fabulous sc accommodation in glorious weather, and spent the whole of yesterday sulking in bed. Plus the other one who stole all the third one's mobile data. We've come home early.

The aibu poster who wants security guards to be sacked because she refused to stop drinking alcohol whilst waiting in the hospital emergency dept. and she got small bruises on her arm when they took the can off her.

And wasps! Got stung today! And bee swarms 😡 and bloody neighbours excessively loud parenting their three year old who does nothing but scream 😱

My neighbours tree which is massive and has now eclipsed all the sun in our garden
Other than that, nothing! I’m sat out in the (shady) garden listening to kids and adults enjoying themselves, I can hear music coming from somewhere which is nice and dp has a bbq on the go. I have a drink 🥃 and no work tomorrow. The dc are all busy playing and some have friends round to sleep, life is good.
Sorry to all those who are not enjoying this glorious Easter Sunday for whatever reason

The small burn on my arm that really wasn't that bad, until it went a bit weepy and needed a plaster.
Which I then had an allergic reaction to. Never had that before. So I've got a large red patch on my arm that itches and bothers way more than the original injury. In the end I had to get one of the big posh dry dressings out of our first aid kit and secure it with tape, making it look like a serious injury.
It can sod right off.
Also the massive mutant wasp that came in the door today. I've never seen anything so big, buzzy and freakish.

My neighbours arsehole argumentative son. Total chav. Currently listening to him shout at his lovely mother to bring him a plate outside to the bbq. Loud, lazy arse with a penchant for shit music requests from Alexa. Get in the bin