What can fuck off this bank holiday?

[YorkieTheRabbit]

Wasps, motorbikes and stupid loud exhausts.
Wasps - had about 20 in the house over the last two days and I’ve been stung

Motorbikes- why the hell are they going so fast and making so much noise? We can hear them coming down the hill before they get into the village, roaring through, even though it’s a 20 mph zone, flying up past our house and up the hill to the next village. At a guess doing at least 60

Stupid exhausts on Corsa’s, just because it’s loud doesn’t make it a racing car or even worse the ones that go bang like a gun being fired knobheads!

What about you?

Tonsillitis. DS16 is really really poorly with it, he has his first Higher exam this week (Scotland), the timing is hellish!

The chav neighbours with their loud music, cackling and swearing. They can do one. Hayfever, that can fuck all the way off too. Mosquitos. They can fuck off further.

Hay fever 😢

Nothing. I have had a lovely day. And I still have Line of Duty to watch.

Blue ladybirds - what the feck are they?!

They seem to like crawling inside all my lovely smelling laundry I've had out on the line over the weekend.

So now they are in my house 🙄

A cold mixed with hayfever! Bloody typical.

Fucking next door's teenager cleaning his car and playing loud "music" AKA banging tunes whilst my DP was trying to sleep before his night shift tonight. And the ice cream man can fuck right off for playing his own tinny shite loud as fuck right outside my house whilst DP was trying to sleep.

My arsehole neighbours who have just decided to start jet washing their very large patio outside my twin toddlers bedroom window whilst blaring out country music at bedtime..

Wasps
People who can’t control their dogs off lead 🙄
Bloating
OH’s tooth ache

Nothing!
I'm working so I'll get my time when it suits back plus extra pay!

Having to do dutiful family stuff instead of enjoying the lovely free weekend.

Neighbours.

Living with my ex still for the next two weeks. He's been a dickhead, done nothing round the house except make a mess and leave uncleaned shit in the toilet, and has been out drinking for two of the four bank holiday nights whilst I'm stuck at home. Without bothering to let me know that he will be late home. So yeah, he can fuck off too.

Customers telling me how unlucky I am to be working when the weather is SO nice outside

Hayfever and giant wasps.

What’s the story morris ? I can guess though I reckon,

the twat who lives two doors down constant loud music his bloody dogs squealing and barking thinking he owns the bloody estate our communal area he has commandeered for his own he can jog on

Neighbours and their stupid hot tub. They have been out there all weekend, hogging the nice weather. I'm a such a bloody miser but I wish it would rain so they would all piss off in.

Ndn adult children and their offspring. Stfu and go annoy your own neighbours.

Night shift. Spending most of the bank holiday weekend in bed before 12hr shifts :-(

Work can fuck off. I've worked Friday, Saturday and Sunday and all going to be working tomorrow as well. I want to go out in the sunshine!

Neighbours burglar alarm. As usual they are away on holiday and its warbling away to itself for hours. Its pointless cos its not like we ring the police when it goes off as it does it so often.

Seems like noisy neighbours are a reoccurring thing here.

Hot weather seems to bring out inconsiderate pricks. I wish I lived in the middle of no-where.

Traffic! I had to travel for my mum's birthday, I would've stayed home otherwise! The way home was quiet though.

Kids kicking their ball in the close with no regard to it hitting my car.

@GMtoBe oh poor little thing, is it a recurring rash or just a once off? I say this because my dd used to have it so bad and it turned out to be the nappies I was using.