What can fuck off this bank holiday?

[YorkieTheRabbit]

Wasps, motorbikes and stupid loud exhausts.
Wasps - had about 20 in the house over the last two days and I’ve been stung

Motorbikes- why the hell are they going so fast and making so much noise? We can hear them coming down the hill before they get into the village, roaring through, even though it’s a 20 mph zone, flying up past our house and up the hill to the next village. At a guess doing at least 60

Stupid exhausts on Corsa’s, just because it’s loud doesn’t make it a racing car or even worse the ones that go bang like a gun being fired knobheads!

What about you?

@CigarsofthePharoahs more likely a hornet 🐝 in that case. Sorry, this might mean there’s a nest not too far.

Bank Holiday means I have to go back to work the following day-bleurgh! And I’m guaranteed to have to tolerate the absolute fuckwits who proudly show off their serious sunburn and whine all day about it. So put on fucking cream, cover up, stay indoors, you utter knob! What is it with the British public that they insist on getting burned only to whinge about it the next day? Dumb as fuck.

I am so incredibly grateful that I have superb neighbours and the mum of the two (delightful and adorable, frankly) children next door immediately gets them to turn off any music if they hear us in the garden. Fabulous!

I’m nights too this weekend and really struggling with it, will be glad to get home to my bed away from all the sick kids/babies I love my job but really not enjoying this weekend of shifts. My neighbours have been in their garden all weekend playing loud music terrible music at that.
Hopefully I’ll be so tired I’ll not notice.

Just think play music in your garden so you can hear but the rest of the neighbours don’t want to hear it too.

Fair weather park users can fuck right off. They're everywhere, they keep leaving the park covered in litter and unattended smouldering bbqs, trying to attract my dog's attention and looking offended when he ignores them, and trying to feed him with God knows what.

It's like running the Gauntlett meets canine obedience.

I wouldn't mind so much if they made use of the park in the rest of the year in a respectful sort of way, but they just come en masse and ruin the park on the nicest days.

Shirtless men who haven't exercised in their lives 🙄

"4 days off work" Facebook status' can fuck right off. I've worked all weekend..

And the wasps. .bluebottles...topless blokes and money out of a sweaty bra (I work in retail)

hot weather and barbecues. Eurgh. Feck off.

My horrendous cough and cold

Social media one-upmanship.

'Look at my perfect bank holiday!'

Fuck off.

Dogs that keep stealing Easter eggs, the 30minute drive in to work to make them sick and the resultant pools of chocolate vomit.

I've had a brilliant day out for family lunch, came home invited to neighbour's BBQ (didn't eat anything) had a few drink's, good company, came home watched a film, opened a bottle of wine, now off to bed,

Work, essay writing and job applications. I just want to be out in the beautiful sunshine.

My step brother. I despise him. He's everything I hate in a person - obnoxious, selfish and too fond of his own voice.

Hay fever
Mozzies
Wasps

“The lads” with their “wahays”, cans of Stella, and Fred Perry polo shirts.

Grow the fuck up,

Whatever fucking illness I’ve had for the last week and a half and has meant we’ve done nothing at all during DH’s annual leave. It’s awful.

We’ve just come back from the states and I’ve been struggling with jet lag. Went to bed at 10pm having fallen asleep on the sofa at 8.

DH started touching me up around 2am and I thought ‘ooh, yes, could be fun’ so we woke up and DTD. He’s now rolled over and back to sleep peacefully whereas I’m wide awake 90 mins later - another sleep deprived day beckons, and I’m back to work on Tuesday.

So either jet lag, sex or DH can fuck off frankly. I don’t mind which and frankly if all 3 were to then all the better

Whatever virus DD has. I've spent most of the time since Friday morning on the sofa with a poorly, feverish 2 year old who only wants me. Barely slept so far again tonight and missing all the lovely weather.

Rain, I want the sunshine back

HI try sudocrem for the nappy rash

Gosh I don’t know where you all live but we had a bbq at our caravan in the country (no drinking and no swearing or music)
We sat outside from 12-7 pm . Caravan doors wide open . No flies and two wasps)
Don’t mind wasps at all , hate flies
What can fuck right off is my friends bitter ex who has managed to wrestle her beautiful children from her through the secret family courts
Whole system is a mess
So instead of 11 of us there was only 9 having a lovely family day and we know those beautiful children won’t have had the fabulous day my grandkids had
It was like everywhere I looked I could see the ghosts of those two beautiful children who have been traumatised beyond belief

So if your kids have been annoying little sods hug them tight and be glad you’ve got them because if your relationship goes pear shaped you wouldn’t believe the shot you could end up in with a narc ex

The huge bruise on my arm. No idea where it came from. Mystery wine induced injury from Friday evening

Wasps! Nothing gets you out of bed quicker, when two of the stingy bastards fly into you bedroom at 6am. Sounded like B52 bombers. That’s two mornings on the trot, so there must be a nest somewhere- hopefully not in our loft - DH going up to investigate a bit later

Pollen can fuck right off.

My STBXH who has chosen to spend the whole of the Easter weekend away with the OW who his kids no nothing about and has made zero effort to contact or see his kids. Next I will get an email
complaining that I don’t do enough to help him see his kids grrr.