What can fuck off this bank holiday?

[YorkieTheRabbit]

Wasps, motorbikes and stupid loud exhausts.
Wasps - had about 20 in the house over the last two days and I’ve been stung

Motorbikes- why the hell are they going so fast and making so much noise? We can hear them coming down the hill before they get into the village, roaring through, even though it’s a 20 mph zone, flying up past our house and up the hill to the next village. At a guess doing at least 60

Stupid exhausts on Corsa’s, just because it’s loud doesn’t make it a racing car or even worse the ones that go bang like a gun being fired knobheads!

What about you?

But that's the whole point of Centerparcs - bikes and pedestrians not cars surely?

The ones that get me are the people who walk four or five abreast across the whole path and then get annoyed when a cyclist wants to get past.

brizzlemint yes those too. They are very annoying. As well as those who just suddenly stop in front of you. Think I need to go to Weatern Scotland where there is a far far far less dense population.

Game of Thrones. Currently sitting through boring episode which DH is glued to. Going to catch up on Corrie afterwards, much higher quality TV 😂😂

Bonfires can fuck off, especially ones that are ridiculously big, full of treated wood and are lit in the middle of the afternoon smoking everyone else inside. As can the neighbour who lit it and then proceeded to chainsaw anything that he could to add to the fire.

Pollen can fuck off aswell.

Food! I've eaten so much I'm disgusted with myself. Back on the wagon tomorrow!!

ohhelpohnoitsa Haha, yes, Western Scotland would be good.

Should I start scouring CP for a woman in a Mumsnet scarf?

Yes, and a Mumsnet hairstyle, but no loo brush and definitley no Gregg's products (possibly the vegan saus roll might be middle class enough BUT only if someone alse fetches it)