What can fuck off this bank holiday?

[YorkieTheRabbit]

Wasps, motorbikes and stupid loud exhausts.
Wasps - had about 20 in the house over the last two days and I’ve been stung

Motorbikes- why the hell are they going so fast and making so much noise? We can hear them coming down the hill before they get into the village, roaring through, even though it’s a 20 mph zone, flying up past our house and up the hill to the next village. At a guess doing at least 60

Stupid exhausts on Corsa’s, just because it’s loud doesn’t make it a racing car or even worse the ones that go bang like a gun being fired knobheads!

What about you?

Cold sores. I've got one of the little baatatds on my top lip and the dreaded tingling has started on my bottom lip now too. I've been in hospital with baby DS this weekend, which I think is why I'm getting an especially bad outbreak due to the stress. I hate them, I find it so difficult with worrying about passing them to DS too, as he's only 12 weeks and I know they can be so dangerous for littlies. I'm completely paranoid about giving them to him and hate the fact that I can't even kiss my baby and have to hold him away from my face in case his little hands knock them etc. I've now got myself into a bit of a state worrying I inadvertently infected him when the cold sore was forming and I didn't realise. I hate that this is something that affects me so often and it impinges so greatly upon my experiences as a Mum.

Everything and everybody

Fuckwits who think that I should dress from head to toe in sackcloth, slowly boiling to prevent the sight of my upper arms or legs offending their delicate little eyeballs. They can fuck right off. Tosspotting Wankbadgers.

Family members who think that because I live 5 minutes from the beach, I should be there, paddling, swimming, lounging on the sand and eating ice creams. I live here, I'm not on holiday so life and all it's chores still need doing.

The hornet that was flying about in my lounge yesterday, managed to get him out though! 😲

My cough. I'd rather like my voice back though, please. I've had enough of croaking at people now.

YY to wasps. If they nest in my eaves again I'm paying for someone to exterminate the nest. I got stung in my sleep last year, long after they should all have been dead.

Tourists using my beach. I know it's not my beach, I like to see families enjoying themselves but there is this little bit of me pretty pissed off that I can have the beach to myself from October to April ish but the moment there is some sunshine I have to share it with eleventy thousand other people.

Noise from oversized exhausts on cars driven by juvenile pricks showing off to anyone who shows them a moment's attention. Noisy bastards inside and outside pubs who have been on the piss for most of the day and get louder as they get more drunk. Yes, I mean you, the gobshite OAP I encountered earlier. Silly old git should know better at his age.

That'll do for now. It's the same every year round here, especially with the noisy car exhausts, and their equally noisy stereos. Once the fine weather comes, they're out of hibernation. I wish them naught good. Cunts.

Terrorists
DH cold
Uninvited visitors

Whatever virus we have. Sickness, diarrhoea, temperature, aches and headache. Three sodding days I was in bed. First day im up and about DH is down too. We tried everything to avoid passing it on even sleeping in separate beds ffs.

Being called into work because everyone is off sick

Freeview

Antiques roadshow fine

Line of duty. The fucking signal plays up ruining my Sunday night viewing.

DP! He didn't get me any Easter eggs but has just brazenly taken half, of the one I bought for myself to eat! Bastard!

Exams... To the far side of fuck..

I have my last one this week and my brain has said.... Fuck it I'm over it

Ndn, shouting loudly because they must be all deaf and started a bbq 30 mins ago! Wtf?! The suns gone down but now loads of smoke billowing over the fence and their f**kin noise now until the wee hours. They also throw their used oil over the fence after they’re done, fuckin wankers. Hate them.

Wasps, wasps and more frigging wasps !!!!

The sun that slightly melted my hubbys Easter egg ( myself, for leaving said Easter eggs in the boot of the car !!!)

Fucking cyclists

DHs toothache, can fuck off right to the far side of fuck. Ruined a lovely day.

BFNs and months.

and typos. I mean moths!

I think I’ve had glandular fever over the last three weeks and this bollocking tiredness I’m feeling since needs to feck right off.

Glad I started this thread
It’s been lovely and peaceful here since about 7pm. Not sure if all the knobhead boy racers and motorcyclists have run out of petrol or are under curfew but whatever the reason, it’s been wonderful.

Work! I've done two 12 hour shifts over two days and both days went to hell in a handbasket through no ones fault. Sick patients and me in charge, I'm starting to take it personally they wait for me to come in and get sicker. I've run all over the building so much today I met my fit bit goal by lunchtime.
No more work till friday for me. Tomorrow I will be in jammies till noon and watch rubbish on TV while I eat cornflakes.