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What can fuck off this bank holiday?

182 replies

YorkieTheRabbit · 21/04/2019 18:28

Wasps, motorbikes and stupid loud exhausts.
Wasps - had about 20 in the house over the last two days and I’ve been stung

Motorbikes- why the hell are they going so fast and making so much noise? We can hear them coming down the hill before they get into the village, roaring through, even though it’s a 20 mph zone, flying up past our house and up the hill to the next village. At a guess doing at least 60 Hmm

Stupid exhausts on Corsa’s, just because it’s loud doesn’t make it a racing car or even worse the ones that go bang like a gun being fired Angry knobheads!

What about you?

OP posts:
FVFrog · 22/04/2019 08:38

*know nothing about!

Bumpsadaisie · 22/04/2019 08:41

Holidaymakers walking down our lane who think it's ok to put their dog poo bags in our black bin (which is on our drive)

Don't mind people using it for ordinary rubbish but I really can't beat opening my bin to dog poo bags.

FookMeFookYou · 22/04/2019 08:46

Fucking super heavy lady times, hayfever, headaches and just shitting well everything really Angry

IntoValhalla · 22/04/2019 08:50

My neighbours can feel free to fuck off to the far side of fuck anyway of the year, and then fuck off some more once they get there Hmm
The tree branch that my washing line attaches to snapped, so now I have nowhere to attach it..... just as the washing machine finished finished too. So now I’ve no choice but to use the tumble drier on the hottest day of the year so far and turn my kitchen into a sauna.
That tree can suck a dick Hmm

Eustasiavye · 22/04/2019 09:26

Topless men walking down the street. Put a shirt on you twats.

Toothypegs469 · 22/04/2019 10:02

Wasps wasps bastard wasps!

dementedma · 22/04/2019 16:15

Surprised at all the wasps. Lots of bumble bees and ladybirds but no wasps so far. (Scotland)

BlueberryFool123 · 22/04/2019 16:18

Hay fever/ high pollen levels

ThursdayLastWeek · 22/04/2019 16:27

I think I have sinusitis (I’m guessing, I’ve never had it before but the pain feels very specific!).
So that can do one.

northernlites · 22/04/2019 17:10

A temperature of 39 in this heat 🤒

Geekster1963 · 22/04/2019 17:38

Bloody music blasting out from next door. Hate it. They are moving out next week though as the landlord is selling the house so hopefully we will get a peaceful early summer.

AwwNooo · 22/04/2019 17:45

My neighbour and his fucking power washer, the utter bastard.

ForalltheSaints · 22/04/2019 18:02

Dustcart at 7am. Council have form for this, and have to reverse in my street.

insomnibrat · 22/04/2019 18:13

Everything. As soon as one nightmare has ended this week a bigger one has swooped in to out-shit it.

Family, exes, exes affairs, cars, work colleagues, curtain rails. They can all fuck the fuck off to fucking fucksville. Fuckers.

PaulHollywoodsSexGut · 22/04/2019 18:17

I thank god that this bank holiday is over in a few hours and that normality resumes tomorrow.

Literally counting down the hours.

baubled · 22/04/2019 18:23

My 2 year old that's terrorised me for about 90% of the bank holiday.

2010Aussie · 22/04/2019 19:42

Neighbour's yappy little dog barking loudly at 06.20 this morning (I checked my bedside clock)

Snooker. "It's the hottest weekend of the year, so why don't we sit indoors and watch men playing snooker in a darkened room somewhere." Much better idea than being outside in the fresh air.

Cyclists. Particularly the two Lycra-clad idiots who came haring round a blind bend and nearly slammed into my car as I was waiting to turn right. They overtook, one each side. The one on the driver's side narrowly avoiding an oncoming vehicle.

Rumboogie · 22/04/2019 19:55

Knobheads and their BBQs, filling my house and garden with stink

snookerloopynutsarewe · 22/04/2019 20:00

The lazy scumbags who park on our street, with half their car hanging over our drive making it hard to get in and out, to walk down to the beach and then come back and leave their dirty nappies in the street. Just picked one up from outside my house and really would gladly have had the opportunity to give them it back rubbed straight in their bloody faces.

Disco3000 · 22/04/2019 21:10

People blaring dance music on a lovely beach..... Was so mad I left.

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 22/04/2019 21:13

Fat bastard Welsh flies. Seriously, I've never seen flies as fucking portly as the ones we get here. Bellends.

vampirethriller · 22/04/2019 21:18

Bloody bollocking motorbikes and mopeds. All round my estate all day, waking the baby up, in the park despite the new anti motorbike gates.

OogieMcBoogie · 22/04/2019 21:20

Bastard ex and his OWhore and my twat “friend” who thinks that her happiness is my fucking job to provide can all FOTTFSOF. Done.

Frangipane · 22/04/2019 21:25

I hate to say it because it is such a cliche on MN, but my MIL. She invited herself for the whole Easter break and I haven't been able to enjoy a much needed 4 day weekend as a consequence. I really really hope she is going tomorrow. I daren't ask in case she isn't.

ohhelpohnoitsa · 22/04/2019 21:29

People on bikes at bloody Center Parcs. No road sense, no manners, no bloomin idea how to ride a bike, give way, be cautious etc etc etc. How do people enjoy this?