What can fuck off this bank holiday?

[YorkieTheRabbit]

Wasps, motorbikes and stupid loud exhausts.
Wasps - had about 20 in the house over the last two days and I’ve been stung

Motorbikes- why the hell are they going so fast and making so much noise? We can hear them coming down the hill before they get into the village, roaring through, even though it’s a 20 mph zone, flying up past our house and up the hill to the next village. At a guess doing at least 60

Stupid exhausts on Corsa’s, just because it’s loud doesn’t make it a racing car or even worse the ones that go bang like a gun being fired knobheads!

What about you?

Dogs! I love dogs but we are surrounded by loads & sometimes they just don’t bloody stop barking! There’s one particularly yappy one which nearly drives me demented! Definitely less than restful in the garden!

Privileged people who moan about every little inconvenience & suck all the joy from life

The unknown knob who's bumped the temperature dial in the fridge. Down to zero. Causing a warm fridge on a roasting day to smell like death. Resulting in me having to waste valuable bank holiday weekend time cleaning the bloody thing and binning the entire contents of the fridge and freezer. 😠🤮

Pollen.

My garden. If anyone wants it they can have it. Massive but overgrown. Huge potential for anyone who likes gardening. Comes with slightly rickety shed if wanted. No charge, but I can’t deliver.

The next person to tell me I’ve caught the sun!!!!
Because I clearly haven’t noticed my chalky white skin is now a lovely shade of fire engine red

Adverts for sofas kitchens and garden stuff.

I can think for myself if I need this stuff.

Stop drip feeding me the idea that I might want it when I don’t need it .

The hot horrible weather craving the rain ☔ Boys won't stop fighting went in laws today they were little devil's sent them to bed. Annoyed with DH for no real reason fed up.

Dh can also fuck off. He's done nothing to help today then came to take over the bbq. I ate his burger

Neighbours who have insisted on loud music and friends in their back garden with disgusting language wandering round with bottles of cider in their hands! Not just today but today and for the last three days!!

The music festival with club tent in the town centre. The doof doof doof of bass for three nights in a row, we can hear it with the windows shut. And we live a mile and a half a way.

Tourists! Absolutely fucking impossible to make a trip to the supermarket because they are clogging the roads with their people carriers packed to the rafters with bikes and sleeping bags, that and the caravans. The day trippers who don’t know the roads and make sudden lane changes without indicating forgetting they are towing a big fucking caravan nearly taking out several cars as they do it. I hate living here in the summer

Yappy bloody dogs yapping all day.

Twats who insist on having a fire in their gardens on a nice day so we can't dry our washing. Though one of the stupid fuckers managed to set fire to his tree and shed and needed the fire brigade

The stinking snotty cold I've had for the last two days. And the mucous that is now migrating to my chest meaning that I'm constantly coughing and keep wetting myself. Which, if I can't shake it off, will probably mean yet another chest infection.

But at least it’s not the neighbours. And I suppose people are having fun

Barbecues. Two days running right next to our fence.
Can't put washing out, can't sit out on my lovely new lounger because I was diagnosed with costochondritis yesterday (that can fuck off as well!) and coughing because of the smoke is agony!
It wouldn't be so bad if it smelt of food but it just smells of smoke and lighter fluid.
So I can't open the windows either.

Ironically they're always banging on about the environment as well!

The pain from my 1" gallstone that I am still waiting to hear from the hospital about.

Neighbours who back onto our garden, they shout to each other and every other sentence is "what did you say?". Stand fucking nearer if you want to hear what you're saying ffs

Children moaning half the way up a beautiful hill walk (DS1) and and half the way down (DS2 - both his legs are definitely broken don't you know). Causing me to alternately chivvy, ignore or lose it with them throughout my beautiful hill walk. And then they spend tea time discussing what a beautiful hill walk they've been on. FUCK OFF and act like you enjoy it when you're there then so that I can have a shot at life too.

Wasps

Opened a window when I woke up and a fucking wasp flew straight in, causing mild fear for the rest of the day, knowing the bastards were lurking somewhere in the garden, waiting for us to get the ice lollies out
Wankers

Work tomorrow. I volunteered for it, and I'm now regretting it. Doh!

Chores that need doing in the house and I can't be bothered to do.

My cousin. No I don't give a shit about your bowels, stop endlessly going on about them.

Next door but one neighbours daughter has had rap music on full blast all afternoon and directly behind us dog yapping for hours,some people don’t give a shite about anybody else,we went out in the end to get away from all the noise!!!

Fucking pollen. I feel like I'm going to die from sneezing, itchy eyes and a sore throat rn.

People who shut their dogs in the garden and let them bark for hours on end!