What can fuck off this bank holiday?

[YorkieTheRabbit]

Wasps, motorbikes and stupid loud exhausts.
Wasps - had about 20 in the house over the last two days and I’ve been stung

Motorbikes- why the hell are they going so fast and making so much noise? We can hear them coming down the hill before they get into the village, roaring through, even though it’s a 20 mph zone, flying up past our house and up the hill to the next village. At a guess doing at least 60

Stupid exhausts on Corsa’s, just because it’s loud doesn’t make it a racing car or even worse the ones that go bang like a gun being fired knobheads!

What about you?

Next door’s bbq. They’re playing Boney M’s greatest hits on a loop

DD's nappy rash. She cries in pain every time I change her and it makes me feel awful. She's going to bed soon so I'm hoping all the metanium I put on her after her bath will sort it.

Golf and all things pertaining to golf.

We have a communal garden as we live in a block of flats and the folk that don't pick up after their dogs and people that smoke outside and don't put the cigarette ends in the bin are on my list of folk who I hope when they next poo a hedgehog comes out!

Empty nest syndrome. Hit me today without my uni aged teens here. Not sure why it’s got me today, I didn’t think I had it. Just been feeding my mope by remembering all the Easter lunch and Easter egg hunts we had year after year.

Fuck off empty nest syndrome. Sob.

The actual bank holiday itself.

I don’t know why but I find Easter a depressing slog.

Other than them over abundance of spiders in the garden this bank holiday has been the best we've ever had... both me and dp have been off work and the weather has been nice.... 5 years we've been together and this is a first, it's been lovely.

DH. Mardy git

Tourists. Clogging up all our roads and leaving their shit all over our beach. PICK UP YOUR LITTER, ARSEHOLES!!!

And spiders. Trying to do some gardening and I feel like I’m in that scene in Harry Potter where they’re chased by the giant spiders.

Working all weekend through the lovely sunshine so other people get to have a BH.

DH Doing ‘jobs‘ in at the front of the house that necessitate him walking through the course in horrible manky crocs that go CLOMP SQUIDGE CLOMP SQUIDGE

He also slams the front door every 8 seconds (despite denying that he slams the door)

So all day I’ve had

Clomp SQUIDGE clomp SQUIDGE SLAM clomp SQUIDGE clomp SQUIDGE SLAM clomp SQUIDGE.....CLONK RATTLE Clomp SQUIDGE clomp SQUIDGE SLAM clomp SQUIDGE clomp SQUIDGE SLAM clomp SQUIDGE.....CLONK RATTLE Clomp SQUIDGE clomp SQUIDGE SLAM clomp SQUIDGE clomp SQUIDGE SLAM clomp SQUIDGE.....CLONK RATTLE

I may have to make a haribo knuckle duster

Scummy neighbours! Can't even enjoy our own garden due to all the racket or leave windows open - loud bass music, big loud gobs and cannabis fumes coming into the house!

3 or 4 abreast cyclists.

Cyclists dressed in drab colours.

Dirty people on beaches who leave behind filled disposable nappies/dog poo/litter of any kind and morons who bury disposable bbq’s in the sand only for it to still be hot later when some poor child/adult/dog might step in it and get burnt.

Cunts who don’t know how to use motorway lanes properly and just sit in the middle lanes cause issues but are oblivious. Made to journey to and back from parents more stressful then ever. I fully support people needing to retake tests every 5 years or so. Cunts cunts cunt!

My MiL. What a dick!

Asshole neighbours drinking all day, getting louder by the hour, their asshole kids screaming constantly, fucking dial it down dickheads.

Ive come inside and shut the door but can still hear them 😠

And boney m, now i have that stuck in my head lol

My neighbour said son whose either kicking the football at the fence bang bang bang bang or kicking it into my fecking garden . I swear it’s going in the wheelie bin next time it lands !

Fucking flies. Hhouse is full of them, putting my house rabbits at risk of fly-strike.

Loud fucking neighbours out drinking and gradually getting louder.

Next door's "precious" 6 year old. If he shouts "bounce bounce bouce" on his trampoline any louder they'll be able to hear him on the International Space Station.

Easter, and fucking religion in general. Fuck off.

FiL. Argumentative aggressive git. I forget every time.

My child, who insisted on playing out but is in and out of the house every 5 minutes, trailing the whole fucking street in behind her.

My birth injuries. 6 days PP today and still can't really move. Desperate to get out and see some nice weather but can't. Also fucking bluebottles.

@Reveal TheLegend 😂😂

Our oh so perfect neighbours having an oh so perfect bbq in their oh so perfect garden with their oh so perfect family and friends!

The hot weather can fuck right off and not come back. Ever.

The dds squabbling and shrieking can fuck off too.

The amount of SATs homework that I'm pleading with DD1 to do before Tuesday can fuck right off and so can the people who set it. It's taken her fucking hours already and she still has loads to do.

My mum's oldest friend dying can fuck off to the far side of fuck.

Basically everything can fuck off.