What would you not be seen dead in?

[AlexaAmbidextra]

Most of mine seem to be footwear:
Crocs
Birkenstocks
Joules Wellibobs

Dungarees.

You must be right, because my first thought on reading your title was "nude shoes" and I agree with most of your list!

A cropped top.

A "Brexit means Brexit" t-shirt

Burger King

Anything from Joules, not just their wellies.

A baseball cap
Crocs
Any T shirt with an amusing slogan

Cowboy boots
A polyester coat that’s supposed to look like wool.
A crop top.
Uggs

A bmw

A crochet bikini

Anything with an ostentatious designer label
Anything adorned with bling or glitter
Loud prints
Dungarees
I'm sure there's loads more.

@kalinkafoxtrot45 I have to wear caps in the summer, or I burn my head All other hats look stupid if not on a beach or by a pool......

Anything from Joules

Actually, I have one piece from Joules, a long shirt which doesn’t look typical Joules. But as for their ubiquitous striped tops and that fucking awful yellow anorak thing. I’ve just spent the week in North Norfolk and the place was awash with Joules. Awash I tell you. 😄

I nearly put cowboy boots on my list too!

Fur
Clothes that were too tight/short/didn't fit
Leopard print/any garish prints really
And of course, crocs.
(No matter how comfy they are)

A coffin. Oh wait.

Chunky ankle boots with jeans that are no length.

Cropped tops.

Heels with a clear heel.

Designer clothes that are obviously by a particular designer (awash with logos).

Primark clothes. Nothing should be that cheap.

Anything the kartrashians would wear.

Double denim

Leggings-that-are-tights-not-trousers....and Uggs. And definitely not together with polka dot knickers underneath.

Double denim

Superdry

Jack wills tops

Skinny jeans, leggings, fur, animal prints.

Leopard print anything. Leather skirt/ trousers. Polo neck.

Fur
Anything ‘nude’
Anything polyester (sweatsville)
Anything ‘ditsy’

A dress or a skirt, I haven't worn them since school. I live in crocs though, I'm not a fashionable person

Bishop's sleeves (gathered at wrist or armhole and wrist)
Frills
Trousers with wide legs
"Loud" patterns
Pleated skirts
Harem trousers
Calf-length boots (to ankle or knee, fine)
High heels

Jumpsuit

Crop top

One of those fabric headbands everyone is wearing in London at the moment

Any sweatshirt that proclaims 'mother'

A pool of soup

Short shorts
Cropped tops
Fur
High heels