What would you not be seen dead in?

[AlexaAmbidextra]

Most of mine seem to be footwear:
Crocs
Birkenstocks
Joules Wellibobs

Dungarees.

High heels (painful)
Trainers (ugly)
Fake tan (weird)
Anything grey and billowy that makes me look like an extra ( a fat extra) from One Flew Over The Cookoo's Nest
High neckline (sack of potatoes)
Stripes (see Cookoo's nest)
Plastic jewellery (1970's rom com)
Crop Top ( just basic consideration for others)
Camel toe shoes ( return them to the camel, please)
Aviator glasses ( see rom com)
Gym ( it wouldn't be fair: see crop top)

High heels
Visible logos
Anything from Joules or (sorry) Next
Things with cutouts and bits missing

Lipstick. I have tried but can’t get to grips with it at all. I always look odd in it, like a little girl who has raided her mum’s make up bag. The shade never seems right and always feels like I’ve just eaten a bag of chips. You’ve got to touch it up all the time as well, so requires maintenance.
Too tricksy for me!

Animal print
Thick soled shoes that look like diving weights
Logo emblazoned anything
Wet look trousers

Crocs
Baseball cap
Anything with an obvious logo - why do people need to advertise who made it?
White socks unless hidden under my trainers for the gym
Leggings as trousers, especially the thin ones that then show knickers and every bump on person's arse
Anything cropped
Trainer style wedges
Cold shoulder tops
Fur
Leather
Clothing with prints of animal artwork (e.g. wearer's Alsatian dog) or those wolf/warrior woman/dolphin fleece things
I don't like Joules either but they do have the odd non evil thing that isn't obviously them (and I do buy their kids jeans in the sale for my son as they last well)
Gilet
Bum bag
Scrunchie
Metallic trainers
Boot cut jeans
Animal prints
A baby in a sling facing forwards! Gives me the rage as it's bad for them.

Polyester
Acrylic
Cold shoulder, what is point
Sportswear
Trainers
Animal prints, except for boots, for some reason
Ripped jeans, exposing aged pudgy knees
Midriff tops, similar awfulness
Shorts/short skirts, see above
High and polo necks, for that slab look
Dropped waist dresses, make me look like a 50s maiden aunt
Beige/white, makes me look like a corpse
Pandora or the other one
Prints with a white background
Checked anything

The audience of a Sarah Millican gig.
The audience of an Andrew Lloyd Webber show.
Starbucks or Costa.
Primark.
A Fiat 500.

A tattoo.

Oh, and my ex.

Tracksuits
Trainers
Any sportswear
WInnie the Pooh nightdress
Anything with unicorns
Any patterned t shirt
Any t shirt really
Crocs

Oh yes..all eye make up..yuck

Anything frilly or girly. I'm tall and have an abiding fear of looking like Dame Edna, or Grayson Perry in Claire mode.

But I'm often see in in sportswear, trainers, animal prints, stripes… and I love a polo neck for a 'don't mess, bitch' vibe (and warmth, practically speaking).

Frills
DMs
Flares
Bootcut jeans/trousers
Ditsy print
Florals
Cold shoulder anything
Yellow
Khaki
Brown
Baby pink
Anything printed with pineapples or unicorns or flamingos, or owls
Fur
Jules
Massively branded things (MKors/Barbour)
Lace
Chiffon
A batwing anything

Pretty much what shops are offering at the moment.

Am not brave enough to wear leggings and long shirts, though they seem to cover a multitude

Crocs
Fit flops
Animal print
Round neck sweaters
Hd eyebrows

Mini skirt or mini dress
Cycling shorts
Crop top
Biker boots . I don’t have a motorbike.
Make-up which involves contouring/false eyelashes/thick eyebrows/sparkly highlighter
A topknot bun.

Supergas
Converse
Crocs
Birkenstock's
Joules
Any of the sandals on a thread on here
Canada goose coat
Michael kors anything

Probably a lot more that I can't think of.

@Morgan12 with you there!

Crocs only for the garden
Sliders only for poolside
Uggs.

Anything with loud patterns/glitter/designer logos/embelleshment/slogans.
Pyjamas/dressing gown/slippers anywhere outside the house.
Huge long acrylic nails with patterns n stuff.

Lonsdale trainers
Superdry
Animal print
High heels