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What would you not be seen dead in?

220 replies

AlexaAmbidextra · 16/04/2019 00:29

Most of mine seem to be footwear:
Crocs
Birkenstocks
Joules Wellibobs

Dungarees.

OP posts:
GimmeChocolateNow · 16/04/2019 11:51

Primark
McDonalds
A busy supermarket
A bikini

Felicia4 · 16/04/2019 11:56

Anything boring

anitagreen · 16/04/2019 12:02

Bikini
White stilettos
Cowboy hat
Leopard print
Anything from sports world I am partial to a tracksuit but a "nice one"

spanishwife · 16/04/2019 12:03

Boden/Joules/Kath Kidston
Anything from a supermarket brand
Overly branded designer stuff
Kitten heels
Low-rise jeans
Those cheapo online brands like Missguided/boohoo

HoraceCope · 16/04/2019 12:05

polyester, avoid like the plague. Still anxious about viscose

BarkandCheese · 16/04/2019 12:46

I was going to say anything with children’s cartoon characters on, or mermaids and unicorns on, or Harry Potter or Star Wars or superheroes, then I remembered I’m currently wearing a T-shirt with Micky Mouse on it 🤦‍♀️.

JaneJeffer · 16/04/2019 12:48

Linen trousers
Top or dress with one sleeve
A windcheater
Furry jacket

managedmis · 16/04/2019 12:50

Ripped jeans
Dungarees
Wedges
Not overly keen on pussy bows tbh

managedmis · 16/04/2019 12:52

Coral is universal isn't it? It better be, I just bought a coral hoodie for those summer evenings on the terrace

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 16/04/2019 12:54

I've come back to add one to the list after seeing a real life version when I popped out earlier ....

.... Pink/flesh coloured leggings worn with a short top.

Why would you want to look like you've forgotten to put pants and trousers on?!?!

unicornsrule · 16/04/2019 12:55

Leather trousers
Short skirt

rosydreams · 16/04/2019 13:01

fur
tracksuit
bikini
hot pants
crop tops
animal print

my idea of hell lol ^

schnubbins · 16/04/2019 13:07

Anything from Jack Wolfskin

Greenglassteacup · 16/04/2019 13:14

Who is wearing those cold shoulder monstrosities then?!! Who is the target market?

Greenglassteacup · 16/04/2019 13:14

Gillet ( bodywarmer)

BadLad · 16/04/2019 13:16

Economy class

Greenglassteacup · 16/04/2019 13:46

Nando’s

Youngandfree · 16/04/2019 13:46

Uggs
Crocs
Dungarees (although I don mind a dungaree dress)
Tops with writing on them like “Paris” “got it from my mama” etc
Bandage dresses that stick to you! 🤮

RunningFeisty · 16/04/2019 13:57

A coffin. I intend to be buried in a biodegradable shroud! 😂

MrsJBaptiste · 16/04/2019 14:25

Grey hair 😱

MyFamilyAndOtherAnimals1 · 16/04/2019 14:29

@RunningFeisty Grin
Well, I wouldn't be seen dead in anything new & overtly plastic.
.... I may as well have a slogan that screams 'I kill all sealife, I murder tortoises, suffocate birds, and poison the coral reef'

VixenAbroad · 16/04/2019 14:34

A boiler suit - don’t care how much the fashion police try to make them stylish, still look hideous to me...

fussychica · 16/04/2019 14:36

Clothes that don't fit
Frills I'm 60, not 6.
Anything with an obvious designer logo emblazoned on it
Double denim
A mix of patterns, stripes and especially polka dots
Most of the clothes I see in any magazine I pick up. I know it's not designed with me in mind but why would anyone think they looked good in some of it.

SchrodingersBrexit · 16/04/2019 14:43

I love joules Sad

roundligament · 16/04/2019 15:00

There's so much hate for crocs here
I adore mine so much I have two pairs
I do wear them on the nursery run 😳😳

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