What would you not be seen dead in?

[AlexaAmbidextra]

Most of mine seem to be footwear:
Crocs
Birkenstocks
Joules Wellibobs

Dungarees.

Coral is also my colour! I get more compliments when I wear coral than any other time. I’m very Mediterranean/Arabic looking though so that helps in being able to carry off bold colours. That being said my Scandinavian looking friends also look stunning in coral.

Pink, yellow, orange, green, purple. Bright colours don't suit me.
Any top that I can't wear a proper supportive bra with. I wish I could.
Raincoat, wellies. I have no desire to look like a toddler that's about to go jumping in puddles.
Dungarees - toddler at playgroup.
Cold shoulder anything. Just ugly.
Chiffon. I'm not 97.
Very patterned stuff, especially floral or butterflies. Reminds me of old lady curtains.
Jumpsuits or playsuit. I really can't be arsed with stripping off every time I need a wee.
Frills. Old lady curtains.
Printed t-shirts (bar the odd one bought at a gig that I'll wear as pyjamas).
Crocs.
Uggs.
Anything blingy, shiny, metallic.
Fake tan.
Big fake plastic nails.
Fake eyelashes.
Fake hair/extensions.

Sports Direct.

angry bird brows

A brexit march or demo.

Pink.

The Conservative party.

Anything 'age appropriate' according to some websites.
l'm 60 and l spend my days in leggings (only in the house!), jeggings and almost everything's black.
l wouldn't be seen dead in anything pastel or floral.
And since l had a hip replacement 3 years ago, anything with a heel over 3". l like my comfort these days.

KatamariDamacy l'm with you on that one!

stilettos
long cardigans

FloofyDoof YES! Cold shoulder anything.
My friend and l saw them in the shops when they first came out (again), looked at each other, and said "Oooh, no! Liz MacDonald....."

mini skirt
leopard print
white shoes

KatamariDamacy

The Conservative party.”

😂
(I was tempted to say Wolverhampton .... )

Crocs
Wide legged trousers
Belly top
Cowboy boots
Hat with bobble on top
T shirt with slogan
Cropped trousers
Double denim
Jacket with fringe hanging
Tracksuit bottoms
Tracksuit
Sportswear for normal everyday use

For me it's

No animal prints
Nothing garishly coloured.
No culottes or wide legged trousers
No cold shoulder tops
Nothing embellished
Nothing heavily logoed.

I prefer clothes to be sleek and under stated.

Birkenstocks
Furry sliders
Crocs
Tshirts with crap slogans - no I'm not 100% unicorn

A shell suit.

Politics
Middlesex
Travelodge

also those no shoulder tops

I would have previously said crocs but I bought a pair as a joke Christmas present for dh and I've been using them to nip to the garage.

Birkenstocks. A Mumsnetter once said that Birkenstocks 'look like they smell.' They do!

A gilet. Even the word makes me shudder.

the slogan 'make America great again'

Leggings worn as trousers - especially really really tight leggings

Cold shoulder tops

Anything which is a size too small

A fur gillet.
Chunky heels.
A boob tube.
A scrunchie
A crop top
Real fur