What would you not be seen dead in?

[AlexaAmbidextra]

Most of mine seem to be footwear:
Crocs
Birkenstocks
Joules Wellibobs

Dungarees.

A coffin, I prefer cremation

Jeans with loads of ripped out bits.

Clothes with writing on or embellished jeans. I’d feel uncomfortable in jeans with deliberate holes in.

Crocs
Tops with butterfly’s on 😕
Tops with the shoulder bit missing (I just don’t get it..)
Bootcut jeans

Padded cycling shorts 😳

A fleece of any kind
A padded gilet

• Workout leggings as normal clothing (fine for the gym or if going for a run) Crocs (I have a pair as garden shoes but wouldn't ever* wear them beyond the boundary of my property)
• Animal prints
• Leather trousers

Trainers
Waterproof anything
Clothing with writing or numbers
Baseball cap
Fleece

I love a bit of animal print though.

fur
animal print
leggings of any sort
crop top
cold shoulder top
back to front baseball cap
anything 2 sizes too small that creates a muffin top
tacky t. shirts with stupid memes / glitter
obviously fake designer wear

Culottes.

Kitten heels.
Stone wash denim jeans.

Uggs (Ugglies)
Sliders with socks (seems to a trend recently?!)
A poncho (shrug with a hole in it... no thanks, I'll just wear a jacket!)
Ridiculous platform shoes often donned by exotic dancers

Crocs
UGG boots
Capri pants

A bikini (never worn one)
Shorts
Cropped tops. (never worn one of these either)
Skinny Jean's
Ripped anything

My 8 yr old got his nan to buy him an outfit which he now lives in. Its double denim and looks awful but I guess he loves it.

Jeans with holes
Anything with glitter
Animal print
Ostentatious logos
Baby pink
Uggs

Forgot, bardot or cold shoulder tops

Black

*rug, not shrug

Oh, and fluted/flared sleeves... eurgh

Any kind of pinchy, pointy, flimsy, plasticky footwear. Added nope points if they are high heels.

"Distressed" jersey or knitwear. Denim I am ok with. Holey jumpers or tops, no way.

Acrylic.

Uggs
Crocs
Waistcoat
Hoop earrings
Animal print anything (making it hard to find stuff this year!)

See through shoes.

Over knee boots with the toe bit missing.

Those hush trousers people rave about on here.

In fact anything from the websites raved about on here - hush, toast, joules etc. Its all ugly.

Those flared, calf-length trousers
culottes
dungarees
tops with a big shoe picture on the front, plus glitter and bows
dysentry coloured dress
mary anne shoes
cold shoulder top
an anorak worn half on and half off, like Kim Kardashian

Bubblegum pink. Actually my garden crocs are that colour... So... apart from them .

Mid length pleated skirts. I'd look like my grandma. I have neither the figure nor the youth to pull off that look convincingly.

Anything from Superdry