What would you not be seen dead in?

[AlexaAmbidextra]

Most of mine seem to be footwear:
Crocs
Birkenstocks
Joules Wellibobs

Dungarees.

Agree with the crocs but when I was pregnant they were the only things that would fit my feet. I would go to work (professional environment) in my crocs, in the freezing winter with socks!!! I can't believe I left the house like that!!

Shoe boots.
Shorts.

Baseball hats
Jumpsuits
Trainers
Floaty nylon tops
Puffa jackets

hooped ear rings that are big enough for a parrot to sit on
uggs
coats with those horrible fake fur trim on the hoods, remind me of the killer in the film 'atm' !
oversized sun glasses

Marching print tops and leggings.

Clothes with Offensive slogan or imagery

Polyester or chiffon
Cold shoulder top (why are they so popular?)
Anything beige
Embroidered/distressed/diamanté studded jeans
Anything with diamanté on it

99% of what they sell in Next basically...what is up with their designers? Every item has some ghastly design feature or other to render it unwearable.

Kitten heels
Crocs

... in the company of my exH

Dungarees
Slogan T shirt or top
Crop tops
Real fur
Perspex heels
Any kind of weird heel
Hippy style floral skirt

Cold should top!
Double denim!
Boots with toe bit missing!

I feel we need to talk about cold shoulder tops.
They’re the worst. There you are, browsing the rails...and you spot something. Oh, you think, what’s that? Your heart lifts as you reach for said item and lift it from its rails...but oh dear the flaw is soon revealed. There are two ovals of fabric pointlessly missing where the shoulders would normally be. Another reasonable prospect dashed.
I wouldn’t mind but these monstrosities of design take up a fair portion of retail space where tops that you can actually wear could be instead.
Get them to fuck please.

Bumbag

Converse

a fascinator
a pashmina

Love dungarees though

Cold shoulder tops
UGG boots
Crocs
Anything with a slogan on it
Double denim
Running leggings with unicorns/Mr men etc on them

Centre / center ( whatever they’re called) parks

Sliders

Animal print anything

Neon/dayglo coloured anything

Blingy anything

Jeans with holes in/raw edge cuffs (looks like someone who couldn't be bothered to sew shortened them)/ jeans that come halfway up my ankle, just look like they are too short.

Parka with a fur hood

Knee length bubble coat

Mustard /baby shit yellow anything

Kitten heels

Velour

Also all of the above pp

AIBU. Christ, the whining that goes on over there.

Oh yes, knee length puffer coat. Way to look like a hot water tank on teeny tiny legs.

I appreciate 90s fashion is having a moment but I hate these big chunky trainers that are all the rage at the moment
Also the sock trainers