Can someone go upstairs please

[BarbarAnna]

And get me a cardi? Thanks

I will if you put my kids to bed for me

While they're there can they go to the toilet for me? That would be fab.

And on someone's way back could they pass me the remote please? Ta

I'll go now if you'll go for 8 wee's an hour for the rest of the eve for me? (40 weeks today!!)

Anyone fancy running out to grab me something for tea? Then cooking it.. fancying thai.

And make me a herbal tea? The water has boiled.

And preheat the oven please so it's ready when I get down? Ta

While you’re up, please could you pop to Sainsbury’s and grab me a family bar of Galaxy?

Anothertempusername - I actually would if I could just to give you a night off!

Chance, I can only put your kids to bed if they have downstairs bedrooms. If I have to go up to put them to bed, I might as well get a cardi!

In fact, I can only put them to bed if they are in this room.

Would someone mind popping the oven on for me and opening the Pinot? Cheers

Which one? The green or navy?

I don’t mind. Grab anything! I have got goosebumps and vertical hairs on my arms!

Navy Pinot?

Not seen that in Waitrose. They don't even offer Plymouth Navy Strength Gin at mine, the bastards.

Can somebody just pop down to the Barbican and get me a bottle?

I would but i'm quite settled at the kitchen table with tea and cake. But while you're up there can I have a fleece please?

Can someone pack for me? Going camping tomorrow and haven't packed my own stuff yet. Dc all sorted.
Wish I liked !!

Ok. I am in the kitchen now. Anyone need anything?

Malt loaf please, oh and quite fancy crumpets with butter too

Anyone not had dinner? I appear to have forgotten the kids aren’t here!

Springtime do you have your crumpets halved?

Why would you mention malt loaf?!!! Just reminded me we have some in and I must eat it!!!!

I'll get the cardi if someone has two ticks today hold and shush this hefty baby ive been holding a while?

Please can someone tidy my house and tell me when my tiredness and ‘morning sickness’ will go? I’m 24 week pregnant.

Can someone wrap up my friend’s house- moving present please.

@BarbarAnna I'm in the kitchen too, do you need a hand with anything?

I’ll take the hefty baby for a cwtch and then I don’t mind maybe just doing the kitchen Jacks?