Can someone go upstairs please

[BarbarAnna]

And get me a cardi? Thanks

@NoParticularPattern I'll take over DD patting if you like, mine tells me to go away if i go check on her in the evening (she's 2!)

double yolker even. Told you. Illiterate.

I’ll take any of the eggs!!!

@Jackshouse he's very good at playing in the garden with his toys as long as I'm there and saying 'clever boy', 'well done' etc I can get on with other stuff 😂

@bridgetosomewhere i’ll run the hoover around, particularly if it keeps me away from dead mice and pink mould!

@needsleepzzz great thanks! Excuse me whilst I pass out from sleep deprivation. She’s 14 months and I’m currently 25 weeks pregnant so I’m a fool never going to sleep again unless someone takes over

@BarbarAnna yes please. There is a little bowl of pink grapefruit slices in the fridge next to the tonic

Hands @NoParticularPattern a blanket and pillow

I’m a bit hot now! Can someone hang my cardi on the bannister please whilst I finish the hoovering?

Has anyone else got a baby that needs held? Ttc and had a bfn this morning I'm so glad my DS is cuddly still but miss the newborn smell.

I’ll go do the mice thing. I’m a bit weird like that. Got any peanut butter? They love that stuff too.
I had the peanut butter for two days and nothing. The snickers bar attracted two in the first two hours. I’m just about to go check. Oh god. 🤢

@kaytee87

I'm headed to the loo. Any requests?

In fairness, I am pretty sure I could hunt down a snickers in the house in a similar timeframe.

@oooooooohlala yes please, can you bring back my toothbrush, toothpaste and a glass of water like my mum used to when I was ill?

If anyone is free to do the bastarding referencing on my dissertation and give me a hug that would be ace thanks

Kaytee87 yes no problem, but ooh look what I found on the way back for you too better deal with those first

@JaretsGirlfren here is the hug, not sure I can help with the rest.

Can anyone persuade my very tired 8yo ds to go to bed please?? He keeps getting up!

@JaretsGirlfren RefWorks is your friend for that but I'll do it for you if not. I find writing a reference list quite therapeutic. Would someone bring me a cup of earl grey and a slice of lemon drizzle cake while I do it please?

While up making the drinks, can you grab some cookies from the kitchen for me please? They're in the middle draw under the hob. Ta!

Barbar thank you for the hug, it’s a good start.

Hippy I do use the generators but I hate it with a passion. I’ll bring you an entire freshly made lemon drizzle cake while you do mine.

@HippyChickMama I can only find Lady Grey, any good?

In fairness, I am pretty sure I could hunt down a snickers in the house in a similar timeframe. 🤣

It’s put my youngest right off snickers. I didn’t tell her about the Nutella.

I’ve just removed mice number nine! 😢

One of my clients informed me that they discovered over 30 hiding under their kitchen cabinets! 😱