Can someone go upstairs please

[BarbarAnna]

And get me a cardi? Thanks

@S1naidSucks sorry I couldn’t help with the mice! What can I get you?

@MitziK I'll do your period, I'm having about 3 a month anyway so throw yours over! I'd barely notice.

Is anyone close to the red wine, pass it over.

Wait I didn’t know we could offload periods?! I’ve done day one but if someone could do the rest it would be great, thanks.

@BarbarAnna I'm in bed so please can I have a cuppa and 2 digestives.
And you won't have far to go as you mentioned cwtch so you must be Welsh!!

@nombrecambio it’s a French red, that ok?

@Lolimax how do you take your tea?

I’ll make cakes for everyone but need more butter if anyone’s popping to a supermarket.

S1naidSucks sorry I couldn’t help with the mice! What can I get you?

Did I read something about red wine?! 🤗

@BarbarAnna milky please!! Ble wyt t'in byw?

I could hold a hefty baby if anyone needs but I have a broken knee so if someone could grab my painkiller and some slimline tonic from the kitchen please that would be lovely

Yep it’s a French red (from the Co-op!)

Kaytee87 yes no problem, but ooh look what I found on the way back for you too  better deal with those first

Ooh thank you. I think I'll just have those in bed, maybe I can convince DH to brush my teeth for me afterwards.

I'd prefer something from Chile or Argentina .. but if French is all there is!

Yep it’s a French red (from the Co-op!) 🍷

At this stage, I’d gladly drink ribenna with alcohol in it. chin chin 🍷

@S1naidSucks are the mice dead or alive? I've got a wonderful old farm cat mouser I could send over.

@beela thank you!! Everyone, I'm going to the takeaway. Because you're all so lovely I'll get enough for us all ...

Hooray for takeaway! Pad Thai for me please.

Love this thread can anyone stealth - put down DS in his cot for me, who is currently snoozing in my arms? Cheers. Squiffany that really made me snort too! Unfortunately my DH is extremely neglected (for aforementioned reason of baby who likes to sleep on me) so would be a bit unfair to see to yours before my own.
Noting from the takeaway thanks, I'm for my bed

Oooh, thanks! I've just been reminded why DP is actually rather lovely as well as a bit of a twat, as he's come back from the shop with Gin and icecream which he has crumbled a flake over the top of.

Anybody want some?

beela the guy at the chipper looked at me strangely, but got it!! Mitzik yum, yes please! onetwofive hope the transition went okay! Night everyone!

I have spare butter for the cakes if you want it, could someone brush the cat hair out of my throw with a rubber brush?

S1naidSucks are the mice dead or alive? I've got a wonderful old farm cat mouser I could send over

I have two bloody useless fat lazy spoilt bratty cats in the house! The only way those spoilt furballs would eat a mouse, would be if I served it cooked and on a plate!

They’re dead because I’ve put down traps. If it was one mouse I’d happily use a human trap, but since I don’t have a car and they need to be released at least two miles from home, that’s not happening. Little fuckers will actually travel back to your home! I’ve had that many bodies in the attic, I feel like serial killer, but I have to protect my children from the disease and dirt carried by the mice.

Humane trap. I really would be a serial killer if I had 12 human traps in the attic!

Actually while your up can you nip for a pee for me?

Il give you a bit of my big toblerone

The pad Thai was delicious thank you @stayathomer, I'm just having the leftovers for breakfast.

Now, does anyone fancy going to work for me today? I'll happily swap for baby holding, kitchen tidying, chocolate fetching....?