Can someone go upstairs please

[BarbarAnna]

And get me a cardi? Thanks

could someone do the washing up save me doing it later thank you oh and there are a packet of four toffee crisps do help yourself

@beela could you set the table whilst I hold this baby? Thanks!

Ooh lovely, toffee crisps!

Humph. Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?

Anyone fancy blow drying my hair for me? That would be great ta

My binbag is wedged into the bin, if someone could hold the end of it for me ( d's said it's too hard to get a grip on it and gave up after 2 attempts) I'd be eternally grateful. Also I've a jam jar that won't open ( all true stories!!)

I'd like my PJs and a dressing gown if possible.
Thanks

@stayathomer my dh is quite good at opening jars, I'll get him to have a go if you like.

Thanks BarbarAnna the kitchen is already done. I’m going to make a start on the random clutter now.

I will if you go and buy me some chocolate and a Diet Coke

@BarbarAnna could you also hold my hefty baby? It's only fair if @Toadsrevisited arms are getting a rest mine should too

I'll hold the baby @3boys, the table is laid now

Actually, if nobody's going to get me chocolate, gin and a blanket, could somebody just have this fucking period for me? It'll be alright by tomorrow, it's just this bit with my lower spine and pelvis feeling like it's crumbling whilst simultaneously being on fire that's a trifle annoying.

I'll swap you for a menopause?

@PotholePalace what did you need?

@Ledkr here is your dressing gown and PJs. Do you need an Ovaltine or are you ok?

PS Any chance I could pass the hefty baby on?

@MitziK i’ll get you the gin and stuff! I don’t need any more periods around these parts!

I'm up stairs already in bed but would you watch my baby who's got chicken pox and give me a wee break as husband working away.

Can someone let the dog out for me ?

Crumpets Halved? What? How does that work.

If someone could start the bath for me I’d be v grateful.

Ok, seems like me and DH are the kids portions too, but still have malt loaf, crumpets, Toffee Crisps and also I doing a very mature cheddar on a sea salt cracker if anyone interested?

In return, could someone find the Bohemian Rhapsody DVD and my blankie, and get it all cued yp?

Barbaranna I read that as “ I don’t need any more periods around these PANTS “

Sent I am still trying to get rid of the original hefty baby but will see what I can do!

@Trumpton same difference really!

@millmoo what breed? I can do it as long as it’s not a big, scary dog!

I’m already upstairs so if anyone needs something shout up. Whilst you’re in the kitchen if you could unload and reload the dishwasher that’d be super. Also stick the chicken from tea in the fridge tar

I’ll have the hefty baby if someone agrees to sit with DD and pat her bum when she wakes up?