I would like to help you, don't be afraid

[pineapplebryanbrown]

I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I'm unfettered by either knowledge or training. Please step inside my friendly advice clinic staffed with a team of kindly agony aunts.

TL should we goosestep as well as proffer our Inner Thigh and have our feet at 15 to 3? We really are going to need that training video Reginald.

At this exact pace and elevation

www.bing.com/videos/search?q=russian+marching&view=detail&mid=67D5BF47EC6250F41C2B67D5BF47EC6250F41C2B&FORM=VRRTAP&vrvid=67D5BF47EC6250F41C2B67D5BF47EC6250F41C2B

I'm going to try that next Saturday in Waitrose.

Page 7 and nobody's said anything sensible yet? Well done, my Thisters!!

I knew in my heart that you were my very favourite pinapple, thigh (apart from all the times I thought it was Getting ! (Where IS she??) and the time I thought it was thislido

I still love 🍍 the old fruit! ❤️

Oh yes sorry about the bare/bear thing! The more I type, the less able I am to type you see!

Pooter think there was some packing advice?

DT you knew I was the slag and Bryan Brown but did you know I was the original core? Even I wasn't sure at times.

I knew it because she was just so ... offensive!!

And I love that in a woman!!

She was offensive in such a banal way though, my mouth made a disgusted little moue as I was typing her.

Just counted, this is thread number 9.

She'll always be remembered 🍍 sigh!

thigh you can count! You have skills!!

Maybe I can count too? I'm going to try ...

Hmmm - not sure counting is part of my skillz-set.

I have 9 toes you see, i don't know what we'll do for counting after this thread.

images.app.goo.gl/byVxfeUytEmCPjVR7

Something like this?

That's an excellent training video for us Reg

We'll definitely be able to discreetly acknowledge each other with that kind of walk!

I thought we were doing limericks but as usual I'm late to the party!

^There was an old slag lived in Thighland
Who dished out advice over broadband
Her gin-soaked disciples
All vipers archetypal^

Whoever comes up with a last line wins a tray of Sex Worker Bars. I was trying to work in slanket.....

I can only get one foot in quarter to three position at a time. Is that a problem?

Baker could you dislocate your hip again to get the required stance?

Reginald nearly, could you get closer to my artistic vision though? Exactly like the video but with a military bearing.

We are cracks commandos after all.

Last line.

Learned from ladyboys in Thailand.

oh, thigh, thank you for the suggestion! Lucky me, my hip dislocates spontaneously from time to time, I'll just have to embrace the pain and hope other thigh-inclined females are close by.

I would also like to compete for the sex worker bars:

Last line:

Were all giving shandies by hand

Rhyming Thighland with Thailand? Even I could have done that!

I'm never one to blow my own strumpet.

More like it, Dangly! Is "shandy" the euphemism for masturbation I was searching for?

I'll PM you the bars pronto.

Sorry, thigh, you are my queen but you are probably already swimming in slut-related baked-good tribute already.

There once was a bitter old slag
Who found real life such a drag