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I would like to help you, don't be afraid

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 18:24

I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I'm unfettered by either knowledge or training. Please step inside my friendly advice clinic staffed with a team of kindly agony aunts.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 11/04/2019 09:41

TL should we goosestep as well as proffer our Inner Thigh and have our feet at 15 to 3? We really are going to need that training video Reginald.

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CarolinePooter · 11/04/2019 09:57

I'm going to try that next Saturday in Waitrose.

CarolinePooter · 11/04/2019 09:59

Page 7 and nobody's said anything sensible yet? Well done, my Thisters!!

DanglyTassles · 11/04/2019 10:01

I knew in my heart that you were my very favourite pinapple, thigh (apart from all the times I thought it was Getting ! (Where IS she??) and the time I thought it was thislido

I still love 🍍 the old fruit! ❤️

Oh yes sorry about the bare/bear thing! The more I type, the less able I am to type you see!

pineapplebryanbrown · 11/04/2019 10:01

Pooter think there was some packing advice?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 11/04/2019 10:05

DT you knew I was the slag and Bryan Brown but did you know I was the original core? Even I wasn't sure at times.

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DanglyTassles · 11/04/2019 10:07

I knew it because she was just so ... offensive!!

And I love that in a woman!!

pineapplebryanbrown · 11/04/2019 10:10

She was offensive in such a banal way though, my mouth made a disgusted little moue as I was typing her.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 11/04/2019 10:23

Just counted, this is thread number 9.

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DanglyTassles · 11/04/2019 10:33

She'll always be remembered 🍍 sigh!

thigh you can count! You have skills!!

Maybe I can count too? I'm going to try ...

DanglyTassles · 11/04/2019 10:44

Hmmm - not sure counting is part of my skillz-set.

pineapplebryanbrown · 11/04/2019 11:18

I have 9 toes you see, i don't know what we'll do for counting after this thread.

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LovelyCocksReg · 11/04/2019 11:21

images.app.goo.gl/byVxfeUytEmCPjVR7

Something like this?

DanglyTassles · 11/04/2019 11:40

That's an excellent training video for us Reg

We'll definitely be able to discreetly acknowledge each other with that kind of walk!

AgnosticBaker · 11/04/2019 11:54

I thought we were doing limericks but as usual I'm late to the party!

^There was an old slag lived in Thighland
Who dished out advice over broadband
Her gin-soaked disciples
All vipers archetypal^

Whoever comes up with a last line wins a tray of Sex Worker Bars. I was trying to work in slanket.....

I can only get one foot in quarter to three position at a time. Is that a problem?

pineapplebryanbrown · 11/04/2019 11:58

Baker could you dislocate your hip again to get the required stance?

Reginald nearly, could you get closer to my artistic vision though? Exactly like the video but with a military bearing.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 11/04/2019 11:59

We are cracks commandos after all.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 11/04/2019 12:00

Last line.

Learned from ladyboys in Thailand.

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AgnosticBaker · 11/04/2019 12:02

oh, thigh, thank you for the suggestion! Lucky me, my hip dislocates spontaneously from time to time, I'll just have to embrace the pain and hope other thigh-inclined females are close by.

DanglyTassles · 11/04/2019 12:03

I would also like to compete for the sex worker bars:

Last line:

Were all giving shandies by hand

AgnosticBaker · 11/04/2019 12:03

Rhyming Thighland with Thailand? Even I could have done that!

pineapplebryanbrown · 11/04/2019 12:09

I'm never one to blow my own strumpet.

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AgnosticBaker · 11/04/2019 12:10

More like it, Dangly! Is "shandy" the euphemism for masturbation I was searching for?

I'll PM you the bars pronto.

Sorry, thigh, you are my queen but you are probably already swimming in slut-related baked-good tribute already.

pineapplebryanbrown · 11/04/2019 12:10

There once was a bitter old slag
Who found real life such a drag

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