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No and Dog are you refusing to bring offerings to the party at 6.30? I'm busy doing a art now. I thought about a thoem but got bored.

Oh good grief, not refusing at all thigh. We are all dedicated to the cause. I just felt, and it seems Lad felt the same, our talents were more organisational than practical. Having said that I've spent all afternoon preparing

No I am digging your scene!! 👀 ❤️

I've done Triangle with his mini machete, he is coming to the riot too!

Dh has also done a version! I told him there's a competition to draw your pet with a weapon! I must say, his is rather splendid!

Thoem now:

There once was a fine fish called Tri
Who was gutted he couldn't have fry
He realised, was male, so to sea he set sail,
Found a female, then stuck in his tail!

Hurrah for Thigh
And her great Creation
The biggest bestest fab-est Nation
In thighland we can rest from Life
From being parent, partner, wife
Our happy Thisterhood we share
And eat our snax without a care
Under our slankets there's fresh air
The better to grow our pubic hair
Our Rules are Simple: Never too fat
Or too thin - we'll tell you that
But we will tell you - nay, insist -
That visitors are off the list
And lastly, we are very proud
That telling off is not allowed
So here's to Thigh and all who need her
With many thanks to our Great Leader!

That's very good Caroline, will appeal to her th'meglamania

Thanks dangly not to sucky-up then? I was aiming for Goebbels lite.

Too!

I submit a art

Or any of Tony Blair's speech writers.

A picture tells a thousand words!

Awesome! Liking the weaponised fish and your glorious thoems.

CP my need flattery knows no bounds, it is not possible to suck up too much. As Winston told you.

DT your husband done a good art. We won't kill him just yet, but if we really need a liver we'll have to revisit the issue.

Happy Anniversary!🎉🧨🔨🔪⚰️🎉

I can't do a art.
I'm afraid to fart,
I've eaten too many choc raisins.

My arse was sore,
The telly a bore
And I'd lost the reason for living.

Then all of a sudden,
With no warning at all,
Not a one by Mumsnet was given

I happened upon
A thread 'pon which on,
Was some people of dubious living.

All of a sudden,
With one massive rush,
I comed and seed the bright light.

The way forth was clear,
Reject all the gear,
No knickers and slankets were right!

My slanket is sodden,
Of piss I do smell,
My head is full of indifference.

Liberation is mine,
So I piss while reclined,
Tis true,
We are the Resistance.

🎵Born Free......🎵

Lad that's beautiful, truly you have been saved, come closer, let's all press our Thighs together.

Wonderful stuff! I've brought snax too to add to No's lot!

Only 2 months, what did we do before we turned Thigh? I think I lay weeping under any willows i could find, worried about being a failure. How could i have dreamed we would have all this, as far as the eye can see. A Nation.

Happy Thigh party!!!! 💃🏻🔪⚰️🗡⛏🛡

I love all of your arts. Thigh you have captured the Dark Lord to a tee.

I'm quivering with delight but I can't keep it up for long, I'll get cramp.

More snax

Thigh hugs all round!

What wonderful thoems, you truly are a talented crowd. We should have notified the press of the anniversary and the party - we'd have made theadlines I'm sure.

A human sacrifice

Project did you notice his ear?