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I would like to help you, don't be afraid

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 18:24

I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I'm unfettered by either knowledge or training. Please step inside my friendly advice clinic staffed with a team of kindly agony aunts.

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DanglyTassles · 13/04/2019 17:29

thigh she's called TicklingCheese now but I'll have to go back in time for the correct spelling!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 13/04/2019 17:31

Also can you go and capture Esben Smed Jensen for me please? His wife owns a cinema in Aarhus so you can stake that out. Plus why does he have 3 names and does he have a posh accent?

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Nowaypast · 13/04/2019 17:46

Here is a picture of my eye tattoos.

Being a crime lord sounds very taxing. Are we sure this is wise?

Nowaypast · 13/04/2019 17:47

Forgot my eyes

I would like to help you, don't be afraid
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pineapplebryanbrown · 13/04/2019 17:58

This is me glammed up

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DanglyTassles · 13/04/2019 18:01

Ok thigh hang on a sec ...

CarolinePooter · 13/04/2019 18:03

You just need a bit of touche eclat, noway, you'll be fine.

I know what you mean about crime lording, it would be quite arduous.

First we would have to wait for our cops n robbers to grow up.

In the meantime, we have to deal with the actual criminals until they die out, and they won't hand their ill gotten gains over cos we're not their Mums.

EsbenSmedJensen · 13/04/2019 18:04

Aaaaagh get this strange woman off me ... what is this? Where am I? What are you saying about my names?? Who is that Godess I see above, the thighofrelief101 ???

CarolinePooter · 13/04/2019 18:05

Back to the drawing board.

EsbenSmedJensen · 13/04/2019 18:05

< struggles with Dangly >

Aaaagh stop giving me chloroform, you bitch!!!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 13/04/2019 18:06

Ohh Esben you are smuk smuk j'esker dig

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DanglyTassles · 13/04/2019 18:07

Here you are thigh ...

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pineapplebryanbrown · 13/04/2019 18:08

Oh Esben we will be so happy together. I'm glad you've left your stupid wife and whiny children for me. You will be too!

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DanglyTassles · 13/04/2019 18:09

He put up a fight but it was worth it, he seemed to like you before the chloroform took him out! Smile

Shit I've killed him!!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 13/04/2019 18:09

Cheers DT, he's unconscious, i like that in a man. It's my favourite personality trait.

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DanglyTassles · 13/04/2019 18:11

Esben stay with me!!! I was only playing!!!

CarolinePooter · 13/04/2019 18:14

Maybe the government would give us some benefits if we had a march. Las Slankets Jaunes

CarolinePooter · 13/04/2019 18:15

Argh les, bloody spellcheck

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pineapplebryanbrown · 13/04/2019 18:15

Look how happy he is to be with me!

I would like to help you, don't be afraid
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CarolinePooter · 13/04/2019 18:17

No money, no skillz, no crime empire...

CarolinePooter · 13/04/2019 18:18

He is a comely chap, thigh

CarolinePooter · 13/04/2019 18:19

Are people scared to be seen with us?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 13/04/2019 18:20

Mads Mikkelsen also very happy and in love with me

I would like to help you, don't be afraid
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DanglyTassles · 13/04/2019 18:26

False alarm, I found the dethribulator from thread 2 and put a huge needle of adrenaline (or it could have been sick) into his heart and he's fine now!

He's a bit moody thigh , are you sure you can be doing with this shit?

EsbenSmedJensen · 13/04/2019 18:27

Leave me alone dig modbydelige hag !!