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We'll be like Vera but in slankets. Hm? Hm?
And we will be organising the crimes as well as solving them...yes, I can see that would be an easy job.
I'm liking that.
Wait! will organising crime make us 'Managers' ?
Not keen on that, it's against our Constitution.
Or is ordering people to do our wishes, AKA being Despots, allowed in the Constitution and therefore we are as pure as the driven snow. (it would be yellow snow in our case).
As you can see I'm spending a lot of energy trying to think of a way we can rampage and create havoc without moving.

Maybe not so much 'Managers' as 'Crimelords' Lad. Surely that must be different?

And you're right, we do need to organise the crimes ourselves because that way it'll be sooo much easier and less complicated to solve them.

Having watched 'Line of Duty" it looks a right faff to solve things you didn't do yourself! Must be so much easier if you know 'whodunnit' from the off!

Do I need to art more cocks? I’m away with limited supplies but I’ll do my best.

Just an example, but the Mafia breed their own criminals. We may already have the wherewithal to make crimes and solve them. This could work. We would need a huge bureaucracy so the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing, but actually the baddies and the goodies would both answer to thighland , due to family loyalty.

Just for flashing Reg

It's considered slap on the wrist stuff atm but I intend to reclassify it as a hanging offence after Brexit.

Or maybe transportation for life.

Oh Reg there was something else we wanted now, it was to do with cocks I think but I can't remember it?

That sounds good Caroline , so are we having babies again? Shall thislido have them? She already has the fox mothers ready from the last batch we had.

Don't do the crime, don't do the time.

Yes dangly it will be like in Gilbert and Sullivan only with cops and robbers.

Any volunteers for the birthing? I am too old of course!

So if we do organise a Thigh Mafia and then we get caught by ourselves as sofa detectives, do we then have to arrest ourselves and take ourselves to court to be tried where we then be found guilty and will put away for a stint at Her Maj's pleasure?

Is it relaxing in prison? Do you get a slanket? What's on the menu?

Or can this be avoided in some way?

No dangly we stay behind the scenes, because we are criminal masterminds and make twice the money from (A) Crime paying
and (B) Massive Police Budget. Hope this helps.

We may have to re-classify some crimes, though.

Oh I get it now!

So we just stay lying down and other people just give us shitloads of money?

I'm in!

Shall we make being a crime lord legal? Then we'll just be lords!!

Prison is Thawaii in muumuus and bariatric wheelchairs, so just japes really innit. Our colony.

Objecting to thigh's rose bush 100 lashes

Being judgey about other people's bumholes, stocks n slanket on market day

Etc

Don't forget we have our own court system. So we commit the crime, solve the crime, do the sentencing and transportation to Thawaii. Getting paid by someone else, every step of the way. I think we've finally solved Project's career problems. It's taken 9 fucking threads to sort out Project's career, next we'll have to start work on her inner emotional demons. 20 threads there, several years on Thislido. Good job you and me are normal eh DT?

Ah Reginald, there you are. What we wanted was for you to make contact with Wesley Snipes and Leonardo DiCaprio and find out who has the biggest cock. Do castings in latex.

Yes it's very pleasant to be this normal thigh I often sit back and appreciate my normalcy!

Gosh we really do have some important works to do for the rest of our lives! Thank goodness we made a Project out of Project ! She can rest easy now we are helping this much!

I had no meaning to my life before Thighland but now I have a proper job here and everything! We're like careers advisors, therapists and hit-men, who are women, all at once and so so much more!

We need a mafia fuckboy, like Luca Brassi.
'A loner by nature, Brasi appears to lack friends or companions. He performs jobs or a murder without accomplices that could implicate him and also eliminates witnesses. This makes a criminal conviction nearly impossible'.

Can Reg get a latex-free moulding for me?

Reginald can make literally anything.

This mafia fuckboy sounds very interesting Lad !

Get him on the payroll!!

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On Bedrag when they say shit it sounds like piss but when I looked up shit it said lort.

Why?

Reg can you make me a new fish tank for Triangle? He's a growing lad and I've no money until we start our life of crime!