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I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I'm unfettered by either knowledge or training. Please step inside my friendly advice clinic staffed with a team of kindly agony aunts.

Project well it's considerably better than lifting a finger and vacuuming round yourself! These robots sound a bit like dh tbh!

Maybe the dark lord could run the vac round for you?

Dog i know!! One minute we're on about poo, bumholes and jizz, next minute it's all clean !

Can somebody be disgusting quite quicky pleaae?

Dog oh good that was an amazing degeneration!

Yes never leave a roomba to it if you have a free roaming pet!

Let's talk about our party, in fact fuck that let's have a riot to celebrate. Where shall we smash the system first?

Can it be a visiting type of party ?? (runs away and hides)

Nobody needs to shower or anything

We've become too feminine, too accessible. We're suffering from internalised misogyny again which is forcing us to ponder the merits of cleaning products. That's not who we are. We're violent, joyful marauders.

We could just walk the streets smashing stuff up with our weapons ?

Mea culpa, I did mention knobs earlier in the thread,but only hob ones. Although Hobknobs would be good snax for thighland.

Maybe a relaunch?

Although really I suppose thighland is more for those of us have already abandoned hope. Maybe we should use the logo on the
exit from thighland , not the entrance! The real world certainly makes me abandon hope.

Oh yes it's our party/riot tomorrow isn't it!

What shall I wear? Pissy slanket? Birthing dress? Hotdog mask?

So many choices!

wax yes, good. A good start.

It's difficult to be a cohesive army when we're a collective of misanthropes who have no visiting and no guests in our constitution.

Yes Caroline Thighland brought a sparking beam of hope to all of our lives, that sign belongs for on the way out.

But there is no way out, we're all so happy here!

There you go, talking about fashion again DT. It's winter uniform still.

The trick is to be a violent, joyful marauder from the comfort of our piss soaked slanket.
We must lie down during our rampage.
How do we achieve this oh Great Wise Thigh?

Thighland is for those who know hope is a ridiculous concept and who want to do less with their lives, not more.

DT where were you last night

Sorry thigh reporting back for duty of doing fuck all on the double!

I was nursing my poor migraine/hangover with a super early night so slept through the entire evening and whole of the night like one looooooong nap! I had many dreams of Thighland!

But then I woke up and people were saying 'zoflora' n stuff.

I was like 'You've changed!!!'

Lad I've been pondering this myself. Can we control television? It's the only way to reach others like ourselves. And how to do it without expending any effort or cooperating with anyone?

But now we have a riot to look forward to!

I now how to do it from the sofa wax we could all just nod off and dream about it!!

I dreamed we all went on a coach trip and thigh was sitting in the seat in front of me to my right! I was next to Project. Everyone was there!

Sorry I meant to Lad although wax will be wondering too I'm sure!

Ooh DT a coach trip dream! Was Thislido driving the child catcher bus?

If you had a hangover DT i accept your apology for absence.

I had a snax hangover this morning caused by my Friday night melee. I had a family bag of Doritos and 6 Viennese Whirls, washed down with Dairy Milk.

How lovely! Was I belief-driving and were we going to Centre Parcs for a massacre?

Thigh re your tea innovation, I’ve recently realised I can make two at time, one in an insulated mug, thus halving my labour.