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As long as Penguin approves?

Did you mean electrocution project? I am sporadic so may have missed reference.
Too late now though. It will be the next big thing I am sure.

Certainly did Summer. I’m going to buy a caci machine and make people look youthful. I may as well do the vajajays while I’m at it - sure there’s a market.

Electrolysis is so over.

Ooh I have another one! Should I eat my Easter egg now?

She is offenced with the egg eating reference in the question project but says yes. Probably coz the men folk do all the hatching and nurturing in the penguin world so she is not that bothered.

Wow. She is never wrong. Please tell her it is a chocolate egg and no penguins were harmed in its making.

Yes Dangly! Imagine how we could frolic around in our masks together! Skipping through the fields! What fun!

I am thinking of making a decision penguin myself now.

I literally cannot wait!

I want to go forward in time to when we get our masks a do just that ...

I would like to see dangly and wax skipping through fields wearing their masks. Such a happy sight and in no way reminiscent of the film Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

It's an Art Ninga wax
He made a flamingo, frog and penguin. But you could do an ant, lion or badger...or whatever takes your fancy. whatever you choose you will want to kill yourself about two hours in.

Oh yes Project can you imagine!!

Hey we might pop into your clinic and have our faces and our fannies electrocuted!

Ahhhh dangly and wax such romantic innocence. And I am sure no one would have cause to call the police.

A birthing dress

Oh no they won't want to call the police, Summer , they'll simply watch our happy frolics smile and tilt their heads and say 'Awwww cute innit'

Oh my thigh, I just pissed my pants at the birthing dress! Can't stop laughing!

A WHAT dress??

Now that requires the police!! That is not charming like our masks! It is just plain sinister!!

And yes we will look nothing but lovely in our masks, even if I bring my chainsaw.

Yes wax you will obviously need that to cut up all the fish and hotdogs.

I did not give birth while riding on a unicorn. Bastard nhs only gave the option of a ward or a birthing pool. WHERE WAS MY BIRTHING UNICORN, DAMN YOU?

wax I'll buy the dress for you in return for my mask! I'd prefer if you didn't put in on in the fields though!

Yes we will look darling with our weapons. Your chainsaw, my machete ... sigh

Project I'll get you a dress too!

Stuff it we'll all have a dress! I'm over my reviulsion now!

I'm still trying to understand the dress, how does it work?
I'll have one but I'm not doin any birthing activity

thigh your birthing dress should be included in teen sex-ed classes, that'll proper scare them!

Is it related to the breastfeeding aprons American mothers use?

Can you put it in a hot wash?