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I would like to help you, don't be afraid

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 18:24

I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I'm unfettered by either knowledge or training. Please step inside my friendly advice clinic staffed with a team of kindly agony aunts.

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SummerHouse · 12/04/2019 15:37

wax yes to mum killing.

SummerHouse · 12/04/2019 15:39

thigh yes to the opera. He is really embarrassing me now. I have disagreed with all his answers in thighland.

SummerHouse · 12/04/2019 15:39

I can see a burning in the offing.

DanglyTassles · 12/04/2019 15:45

Wait ... don't burn penguin!!

Maybe he works in reverse?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 12/04/2019 15:46

Fuck that Penguin I've got Doritos, Viennese Whirls and I've taken my bra and socks off. There's no going backwards now.

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SummerHouse · 12/04/2019 15:48

I have readjusted him. He is more 50/50 now.

CarolinePooter · 12/04/2019 15:49

Daft old me, I had assumed she was trying to hatch the marble! Or it was a dummy egg to encourage her to lay.

Much more sense for it to be a decision- penguin!

CarolinePooter · 12/04/2019 15:52

So now it's a male penguin, is it? Can't lady penguins make decisions, or has he just seized the road atlas and questioned her skillz?

DanglyTassles · 12/04/2019 15:55

Oh sorry, I didn't know she was a lady penguin 🐧

SummerHouse · 12/04/2019 15:56

Penguin was a he but I will try and trans him and see if he makes better decisions as a female.

waxahatchee · 12/04/2019 16:01

Okay I did some more work but I've had enough now. Is he still a he ? Or shall I ask something else now? I've got a moral dilemma

SummerHouse · 12/04/2019 16:04

I asked him if he was trans and she said yes. So I am respectful of that. wax she loves moral dilemmas.

DanglyTassles · 12/04/2019 16:05

I knew he was a thister really!

She'll get it right now!

waxahatchee · 12/04/2019 16:08

Can I hoover up ants ?

SummerHouse · 12/04/2019 16:11

wax no.
But you can sweep them up and take them outside. They soon get the message but also tell all other ants that your pad is not ant friendly.

waxahatchee · 12/04/2019 16:12

Okay that helps. Thanks Penguin.

Last one from me- should I buy this? It just came up on Facebook? I don't like hotdogs though.

I would like to help you, don't be afraid
SummerHouse · 12/04/2019 16:16

What a practical solutions to a hot dog eating conundrum. Penguin says no though. She's a bit boring.

DanglyTassles · 12/04/2019 16:17

wax I can't wait for penguin to reply!

YES is the resounding answer! Of course you should buy it!

It's a snip at £84 as well so you could treat me to one too!

DanglyTassles · 12/04/2019 16:18

Oh penguin come on now!

ProjectGainsborough · 12/04/2019 16:20

Penguin is my true calling to open a face n fanny electrocution bar?

waxahatchee · 12/04/2019 16:20

The thing is, I'm not sure the hot dog would fit even if I did like them, I'll get it for you though Dangly. Maybe if one day we do a visiting type of behaviour I could hand it over.

SummerHouse · 12/04/2019 16:21

Wait I will tell her it's also a fish eating mask and ask again....

SummerHouse · 12/04/2019 16:22

YES
It's affirmative.
BUY the fish eating mask.

DanglyTassles · 12/04/2019 16:24

Thank you so much wax it will become my favourite thing in the whole world!! ❤️

You can have one as well now it's s fish eating mask!! Imagine the fun times ahead!!

SummerHouse · 12/04/2019 16:24

project YES
And I am assuming you will call it that?