Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

Really couldn't hurt, thigh. Or maybe just briefly. If you identify as a Jack Russell it should be inexpensive, and you're more likely to get a same day appointment at the vet's. Can a microchip contain a tracker? Jack Russells are a pretty good role model as they scare away visitors ;-)

Pooter why did your child ban you from twitter? Why did you obey?

I've asked Naked to come here and help with sums to calculate our continued risk. I've explained it all very clearly in AIBU but she just won't leave there.

I don't understand.

Dangly we haven't sorted out Project's career yet and she'll be off work soon.

She'll think we've been in Thawaii on our bariatric scooterz.

Actually, i haven't had my evening nap yet. Perhaps Project should bring forth a career plan for us to ratify?

That would be less effort for me.

thigh I've tried to make naked come away from that god forsaken place but she seems to have settled in!

As for Project I agree she should put forward a few career suggestions for your approval.

Personally I think she's still out go go dancing, doing that bearded Kylie shtick. I think it went down so well with the punters she can't give up the money!

@nakedscientist Coooeeey!! We neeeeeeerd you over here for an urgent sum!

(serious) Thigh, she read my tweets and discovered severe flippancy. She is horribly woke and had to take me to task. It gave me flashbacks to my schooldays! Rather than cause more hurt I have stopped tweeting, because she is genuinely upset. Thank God for Mumsnet!

Pooter oh for the love of Thigh. It's so not cool to be woke or cool. The # nothing but a scourge.

NOT IN THIGHLAND don't come here with your bullshit frowny face!

Small i am normul, but only here in our belov'd Nation.

thigh shall we attempt to do our own sum?

Is it possible? I can do some of the x tables but not the later part of the 12 x

I cannot do long division or pye or logarithms and not any algebra.

I think we do need naked after all.

Lovely lovely thighland!!

Dangly we can try.

Pauline/Mike same person (a)
Pauline and Mike 2 people and P kills M (b)
Pauline real person, Mike pretend person. Pauline lied, no murder of M cos not real person (c)

But wait, a is the same as c.

Ok, here are the scenarios.

Pauline-Bot is real (sent by MN) Mike also real. PB killed M.

PB real, M not real Murder and roast dinner a ruse.

But why the demi wave?

Ok so

a = dangerous and multi personaltied disordered
b = dangerous and anti-social personality disordered (psychopathy)
c = dangerous and deceptive = lying personalty disordered

So what is the answer and what is the question?

Demi-wave is part of the Bot conditioning.

Hey maybe she is into MLM! Maybe she sells Younger Living or Arbonne?

No, no we are not there yet.

A) Mike is a splintered self of PB (Sybill). PB lives, either M self is submerged or PB and M have merged and PB is the self. M could re-emerge if PB enters a stressful situation. Therefore PB not a murderer and well - is it really even a lie?

B) PB and M are both real. PB murdered M and ate big roast dinner to impress me.

C) PB and M are both real and both pretending that PB killed M. M lies in wait.

I think Pauline is aiming for the chat shows. That Take a Break article is just a toe in the water. Maybe Mike is faking his OWN death, in which case he is possibly, nay definitely, her agent. If true, this means he has collected insurance money by fraud. BUT, there must have been a body to show the police. But whose?? ARE ANY FUCKBOYS MISSING?

Ok let's do it in films:

A) Split - movie about Dissociative Identity Disorder - hence multiple people inhabiting one body.

B) Silence of the Lambs - movie about Murder and Eating

C) Fatal Attraction - movie about someone pretending to be dead for a bit and then coming back to kill their obsessive love interest.

This is absolutely bone chilling. So actually if there are multiple Paulines (possibly with multiple personalities) it stands to reason that Mike has also been cloned. ( If he actually exists...I think we need a massive whiteboard now.)

Pooter if I see Pauline on Chatty Man I will seriously lose my shit!

Can someone please email Alan Carr, it just cannot happen!

Wait are you saying Pauline is actually Thighs evil inner self who comes out should she eat diet food ?

Just tell Alan that she wears a wig and that Kylie doesn't like her. He won't want her on then!