Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

NC as I can’t remember my log in details, or THEY have changed them.

I was formerly known as Master of Mannequins (haunted) MysticReg.

Penguin I am both those things.

So am I

I think I'll NC and then people would really have trouble explaining Thighland.

NC cos a bit outing

No, I AM Kate Middleton!

And Sparticus!!

NC

RegLaBelle Is that really you?

NC as have fear of being outed. Trying to think of a "hobby" to be mysterious about, but so far I have nothing. Need another nap. ReglaBelle are you Madame Tussaud? If so I can see why you name changed...respect!

NCNC as am also non contact with some of my family.

PS I am only NC in my head as I have forgotten my log in details.

I have no hobbies, but it would be nice to make wax models.

I could make death masks of my enemies

Oops, NC

NC because could be outing in RL

Pooter but can you make wax arses?

Pooter do not forget to NC, this is all very outing.

Are you my neighbour that lives nowhere near me?

NC

Yes and I will judge you.

Eeeek

NC to the power of infinity

naked is that a sum I just did there?

dangly I think Reg sounds like our expert, but maybe we could all learn. There are too many enemies to make death masks for unless we all do some. Plus, an arse is twice as much work. (NC)

NC

It would be like those scented teacup candles that people make; they do make thoughtful gifts.

Pooter you are sounding disturbingly like PB in that last post!

You have NC so how can I be sure it is really you and not the PBot?

It’s definitely me. NC but monster munch, haunted wax, evil mannequins.

I am also Madam Tussaud Poots, don’t out me though.

I have a question re: monsters. I don’t like my feet covered up when I sleep. Does this mean monsters will get me?

Reg you need to get your bf to yank you out of bed by the feet do you can then know if monsters could achieve the same.

Also it is good to post on MN for a unanimous LTB vote!

< NCes for England >

NC

Dangly PB is on a cruise with her sugar daddy. Truth be told, I got the teacup idea from a copy of Take a Break someone left in the loo. I am incredibly gullible about these things. When I tried a spell in gransnet I kept buying Wincarnis Tonic Wine and bunion cures. It is quite refined over there but very boring.

Reg , bedsocks!!

NC because I'm Theresa May and someone will probably out me.

What?? There is a cure for bunions??

Before I was a dog my feet were leaning towards bunion territory, it's the stripper shoes I was wearing on a Thursday night at the labour club!

I didn't know there was a cure!

I can’t even wear socks. My feet need to be able to roam free, like my arse.

Well thigh Pooter Small and all thisters I have some th'news!

As a dog I was hassling the paperboy this morning and a copy of Take a Break for the pithy cow next door fell out of his bag!

i just went outside to piss on it and I saw a front page headline "The Advantages of Life as a Surrendered Wife" by Pauline Bot.

I have brought it inside as a good dog would, and am leafing through the article now.

(Plus side of being species fluid, I can still read!)

Will report back ...

Dangly be careful, don't touch the article! The ink will have been infused with steptonite a virulent nerve agent. Please wear gloves - or at least mittens if you only have paws. Obviously, if you see any juicy details please pass them on asap. Was Kate Middleton featured?