Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

Good advice Gin I really do have to stop wearing my heart on my sleeve!

Hmmm - that resonates thigh

NC as outing.

Bloody hell, Gin , doggies are a contentious issue.

I had quite a fewMNetters in XaibuX (or Xanadu when I post past my bedtime) all eagerly watching me not peep at the cook's phone.

All of a sudden they raced off like a herd of Wildebeest, going to gawp at a dog/sofa scenario.

Mind you the most poorly played post ever was from a woman who saw some lights outside and came on to MN to ask if her house was haunted. She strung it out for a mere handful of posts before returning to say Oh, it was just some lightning.

Pooter I know it's literally chaos in Xanadu. If only they knew how quietly organised we are in Thighland they wouldn't give it the time of day!

thigh I was wondering who was responsible for this:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3530422-To-wonder-who-took-a-shit-in-my-yard

Was it me or you?

Name changed again as outing.

Thigh , Mick's "accident" is still suspicious. It is between him, Pauline and the security camera Pauline doesn't know about. Unless she ever has the painters in we will never know for sure.

Dangly you don't know how much freedom you have as a dog. You can invite other posters to take their balls and play elsewhere, without getting a deletion for being "not in the "spirit"

Probably ought to NC again ;-)

Well Dangles i have fessed up to the shit but they won't believe me. Unless you have lived through all the battles that we have you doubt the truth even when it jumps up and rips off your stick on willy.

Hey I wonder if there's a Dogsnet ?

< bounds off to see >

Fuxake! I've told you all, no more Nazi jokes!

It's not big and it's not clever.

We stick to Oriental Dictators only. People find them cuddlier.

Forgive them thigh , they are but plebians.

So can I be the reincarnation of Kim Jong Un's dog then?

Dangly no, you belong to me. You are my 3rd dog.

They are nebulous.

Of course o'thigh I remember now, I have only ever been your third dog since the beginning of time.

< shits under rose again to be extra fruitful today >

NC as outing.

Well I finally looked at cook's phone again, apparently he actually is called Cook!! Talk about Nominitive Determinism.

Anyway, some woman seems to have got her claws into him! I think she's trying to use him to get revenge on an ex or something, but I dozed off after a few texts, she is a bit ranty.

It is so lovely here, but I would like to go to the spa on Thawaii.

Fuckboy has been on the phone, he's cleaned the kitchen sink and he really misses me. He took his power washer round to Cavalier daughter's house, and decontaminated the bathroom floor for her. So there is a lot to recommend him.

Anagram welcome, who is nebulous? We must investigate.

NC as outing.

dangly have found Dogsnet yet? It would be FANTASTIC!!

Have you I mean. Too weaty to edit. Nap time.

Ps nc

Weary or sweaty, either one. NC.

Pooter

NC as outing.

This is me Dangly/Danga/Dangles completely undercover of NC

No sorry I never found Dogsnet

dangly

nc as outing

Mumsnet needs more dogs and fewer people....far nicer to deal with!!

NC

Yes agreed Pooter , and I would feel so much more at home if there was Dogsnet

NC

dogsnet has its own tiny corner of thighland , though, so they probably do have forums. XaibuX would be empty but there would be a lot of chat about sausages and puppies. I would definitely lurk!

Wait I cant keep up with all the NCing. Is anyone here MN royalty or Kate Middleton?