Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

I don't think I'm allowed in Thighland because I do exercise

However, nakedscientist your song is so amazing and I am so happy for your Thighngagement I thought I'd wave and post from the outside and dance in celebration at the wedding while other citizens of Thighland watch from slankets.

Our first wedding!!! Can I get a curly perm and leg warmers? Naked and Thigh how could anything be more apt!!?

For wedding attire our guests will wear pissed on slankets and have full face face tattoos of every member of Thighland's face tattooed one face over the other.

Pooter were you aware of the face tattoos uniform. We had a bit of a fight over who was having who's face tattooed on their face so i had to pass an edict stating that everyone has everyone's face tattooed on their face. Mmm'k?

Yay!! Grace welcome, pull up a slanket. Did Danish bring you here?

Your Royal tHighness, I have been alerted to the kingdom by the general awe reported in all surrounding lands.

in spite of my exercise, I feel able to serve the kingdom, not just by dancing on behalf of all those resting at the wedding, but also as general runner and security. See, in this way, one person who exercises might be of use to the Kingdom. NB - despite my exercise, neither of my thighs will ever try to upstage you.

Cat you can wear what you like under the slanket, you can have a perm but for the love of Thigh don't let Pauline-Bot give you a demi wave.

Grace i have missed you, i have always been aware of your perversions re exercise. Nobody's perfect, except for my betrothed.

We will teach you the ways of reverse improvement and you will be healed by the power of your Inner Thigh.

"Remember, remember, remember" OUR names - Great Thigh and Naked eyes
no Interlopers!

It is bedtime in Thighland, we have a wedding to plan. We need extra rest. Goodnight my dears xx

avoids being shot (for being caught 'bouncy' in now gentrified neighbourhood by 'enthusiastic' New York cop) and dances gracefully off into the horizon, accompanied by yowling cats.

Night night you lovers! "Remember, remember" repeat ad infinitum xxx

Good news - I can bring a selection of pies to the wedding, homemade puff pastry, lots of prime NDN meat, and the odd vegetable thrown in for the look of the thing!

On the other hand, given I followed all the advice, the NDN died from a combination of gold paint induced asphyxiation and poisonous tart intake, it might be wise to test the pies on guests you aren't particularly attached to first....

In any event, can I bring this guy as my plus one?

Ta M3 but reckon us regulars will stick to monster munch and similar snax. However, your pies will be nectar to THEM

Napped for five minutes and have woken up to be the proud bearer of luxurious head of lion like mane / silky kinky, afro. Obviously, Elsa is a lady lion (groomed)* but surely this is how the citizens of Thighland will evolve! A wonderful melange of Lion, Happy Mondays / Summer of Love to celebrate upcoming nuptials of she who shall continue to goad and the one who writes the equations we ignore!

ALERT ALERT ALERT

MY EFFING FAULT - I mentioned grooming / hair which could be construed to be about female nether regions; one teeny step and I could have teetered into anal bleaching.

Stand down citizens. Threat averted.

Nodded off in my slanket, such joys as I have missed! A wedding! It was just meant to be. naked your ballads are magical, I hope you will compose one for the wedding

mrscat You are a good pal and thanks for advice re XaibuX. Please come and visit me at the lovely "rest home" I have been sent to. Bring some cats if you can, there is a shortage. I am hoping to get transferred to thigh and naked 's luxury establishment in Thawaii but nobody will issue the paperwork because of Brexit.

ATTENTION I would like to put out an urgent public announcement. I may have been unclear about correct procedure re protecting from XaibuX
I have been told by the ambulance service that one should trim the fingernails before setting fire to them. Apologies to anyone who may have been misled.

grace no worries we were all slim and bendy once. The wonders of thighland allow us to maintain an illusion of fitness in the outside world, but our inner thighs are massive and alluring.
m3 your date is a bit of all right, you did well!

Well two of my latter naps overlapped last night and I've missed so much!

I wedding between dear thigh and the beautiful naked . What shall I wear? My pissy slanket or my newer bat slanket?

Will there be enough wine? Mines a pint you see!

Pooter why are you in an institution? I think you'll fair much better at home in Thighland for sure.

When the nurse next comes round tell her you want a day trip out for you and your fellow patients!

Bring them all to Thighland we will make them all better!

Dangly are you excited about the wedding? I have to write vows and, more importantly, select a menu. Pooter's being sectioned as a treat, not a punishment. Sectioned to Thighland, the outside has made her desperate.

dangly I have been diagnosed with an internet disease of the mind. XiabuX brought out my inner self and I have been sectioned. I am hoping to make it for the wedding There should be a laundry hamper around here. The cook likes me because I always have seconds, so I my freedom is assured.

naked your songs have brought solace in my lonely cell. You are the voice of several generations. Blessings be upon you and thigh Have you done a calculation on what skills your children will have?

Oh I see well that's good news then! I think we should all be sectioned to Thighland it just makes sense!

I am equally exited and devastated by news of your pending nuptials thigh because I was just about to propose to you myself.

However having given the matter due conservation I've decided to ask to be one of yours and naked's children instead! Or one of your pets? I am almost an animal?

*consideration

I am NOT a conservationalist

The ceremony will be performed by Dangly with her enormous Willy willy not of truth.

May I suggest my own dh idea for your future home of a semi detached style property one house each, with a dog door on each house so the dogs can run between. We did agree to meet up for roast dinners esp Xmas and Easter but you two could just lob packets of Monster Munch through your shitting holes (sounds kind of perverted but you know what I mean).

When the cook gave me my second portion of porridge I asked for butter on it, and now he is in love with me. I asked him about the laundry hamper but he broke down in tears and begged me to stay! Oh, thisters I am just so anguished! He is pretty fit with some excellent tattoos, but my heart yearns for Fuckboy. He rang me last night, pouring out his sadness. He misses me so much and doesn't know where the oven is. What should I do?

Escape taking the cook with you? We could do with a cook in Thighland just in time for the wedding.

Pooter is this cook exceptionally tall, smoking a peace pipe and offering you juicy fruit chewing gum? Beware for he wishes to throw a bidet through the window.

Yes small but I am a little suspicious. He has wooed me so suddenly, I suspect I am being gaslit, which often happens on MN.