Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

I tell you what gang I'm a bit peckish!

Watching a documentary on the effects on your body of eating junk food for two weeks and it's making me want to call a takeaway for another dinner!

Now which food did they say was worst pizza or fried chicken?

I'll have both!

Good plan MrsCat

Dangles McDonalds for 3rd dinner, remember not to eat the guard cats.

Now that I have acclimatised my slanket, may I ask a question of the glorious magic thighs?

My NDN has painted my loganberry bush with some sort of sludgy brown coloured poundland paint....how exactly should I kill them and feed the pieces to my pet rats?

M3 Poundland sells an excellent gold car paint . Spray him all over like Pussy Galore. He will suffer the same fate, but not before reflecting on the poetic justice you have meted out!

OK, here's one.

How do I refrain from posting replies to really really stupid people on MN (any forum!). At school I was always getting into trouble for "talking back", but I was never tamed! The odd time I've posted in AIBU I have been called frightful names by lunatics. What to do?

Pooter let's analyse this. What dreadful names have you been called?

Could they be true? Dangles and i will get out our DSMs and discuss which cluster your personality disorder falls under.

It may transpire that you need to be sectioned. Don't worry, many patients are eventually released.

M3 could you find some deadly nightshade and bake your ndn a pie to thank them for their painting skillz?

pooter AIBU is populated by lunatics so try to stay out of there and stay in Thighland lying down ideally. I strayed in there yesterday and got a bit carried away on the Kate M thread its so easy to do. The answer is to sedate yourself with snax and a nice mindless TV show so you stop caring about their nonsense.

Cat i said cats were fine as long as they were prepared to behave like dogs. A guard cat would fit that criterion.

Small i was lured into AIBU by a serial killer in a shed. I was mesmerised, all my powers were being drained from me.

I took decisive action and flounced on behalf of Thighland.

Is it wise to talk about AIBU? I feel like it's a plot to get us to kill ourselves from within. We're a proud nation of women who won't. We're separatists.

Ooh. I have a sudden surge. Pooter carry on, none of us gives a fuck.

M3 make a Rhubarb crumble for fuckwit NDNs; make sure you include leaves for additional goodness and JUST BECAUSE I SAID SO - I have a lovely recipe, sans creme anglaise (can I be f$÷#&d). Feel free to PM me.

thigh how interesting your suggestion is. I do feel I probably need to be sectioned. I will definitely look into it. I would quite like to go to one of those nice American rich people's asylums they show on tv. They all have lovely decor and the nurses wear white shoes. The grounds are delightful and visitors come and go at will. I would probably meet a bunch of fellow inmates who are a bit zany rather than mad. Hmm.

Small I could definitely do with avoiding AIBU, and I have calmed down a lot since coming to thighland There is healing in the slanket, and joyful optimism whenever I open my snax.

Oh Thigh, the love that cannot speak its name, you and I, thigh to naked thigh, into the sunset.....🌅

But it cannot be, you are banned and I am leashed..... ⚔

You like dogs and I like cats....😻
You think I'm Chou en Lai and I think you're a deity......🎎

Oops thigh is it like summoning Old Nick? Point well taken. I will have to cross myself for protection, like this XaibuX, and always burn my fingernails.

I feel better now, thanks all!

naked , while you're on the sauce, could you compose a lovely song?

To rid yourself of the NeXt door neighbours ' children' you must apply the correct force.

F = force required to rid the neighbour of her kids
N noise applied
A = antiaircraft guns
D= distance ( in cm)
F=1/NAD

So to get one over on neighbour you only need one antiaircraft gun, very close.

Naked i was showing off earlier saying i had a personal mathematician. But i couldn't find you and people pointed and jeered at me.

I do think I could risk marriage with you, you are so poetic and lyrical. Would you stand outside my house and shriek my name at the moon? It would comfort me.

Pooter there is a clinic in Thawaii that Naked runs along with Dangles.

Naked whispers algebra in a Buddhist chant as Dangles sways hypnotically like a snake charmer in a leotard.

Thisiples, look at me
And tell me what you see
You ain't seen the best of me yet
Give me snacks
I'll make you remember to rest
I got thigh in me
And you don't want toset it free
I can catch the Pauline in my hand
Don't you know who I am?
Remember my name, Naked
I'm gonna lie down forever
I'm gonna learn how to lie , thigh
I feel my thighs comin' together
People will see me and cry,oh yeh
I'm gonna make it to bed time
Light up the sky like a flame, fame
I'm gonna live forever in Thighland
Baby, remember my name
Remember, remember, remember, remember
Remember, remember, remember, remember

Pooter perhaps you should be sectioned to Thighland? There is healing here, the urea from all the piss gives us a powerful sense of joy and peace.

This is what I want to shriek outside your room.

Are we Thighngaged now?

Sorry about earlier, I was snackin' 'n' nappin'

OK Naked i will marry you. Tell your husband it's over, that you must follow your Thigh.

Cabal, we have our first Thighland wedding. We must make it even better than Kylie and Jason's.

Can i be a good husband though? I'm so very ill suited to being a wife that I think that was the problem.

I was mis-spoused.

Pooter many apologies - Iurvve and support you. I have had a Gin IV for three weeks (medicinal purposes). Just meant go and fuck with AIBU as much as possible but please come back sobs ... wails ... come back Pooter, please !!!...

Yes Naked we're thighngaged, let's have a short engagement. We'll get married this week.

We need to write vows, a menu, decide on a venue.