Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

thigh pop round with some of your roses, say you've seen her admiring them. Tell her if she wants any more, she only has to ask.

NDN is not really trying very hard, is she? Pshaw.

That's a very good point. Am i in fact my own ndn? If i am i could sell that house cos is very tidy and clean. We do have each other's keys.

Neighbour disposed of in river, sell her house, job done.

Or, keep her house as a spare, in case you have visitors.

One for show and one for blow.

Pooter so kill her and keep her house for best? In case any vicars come strolling by?

Also the recycling is still all over my garden. There have been high winds all week and I was hoping that the wind would blow the rubbish back into the boxes. It hasn't worked yet, should i pick it up yet?

I can't help myself, I'm a martyr to my megalomania. The shed thread in AIBU has sent me wild. I'm spilling all our high level secrets and showing off. I'm like Kim Philby on crack.

thigh you have touched a nerve. One neighbour hates our trees, and has complained that birds sit there shitting on his fancy car. I love birds even more now.

I am willing to resume my old career if needed. I have my old government issue cami-knickers sealed up in an emergency break glass

Pooter why doesn't he put a cover on his car if it's so fancy, or put it in the garage? What a dummy. The more trees, roses and dogs the better i say.

He doesn't need to park so close, he's just an arse.

Dangles is in AIBU with the serial killer.

Hello, sorry thigh I'm back! I just went over for a little holiday. I do like a good psychopath.

Too much has happened to keep up with and keep safety zones and booby traps active from THEM. I'm only ONE! Abetted by one, BASTARD CAT but both of us are subject to naps - in separate slankets. I CANNOT GO BACK TO AIBU to see about sheds. Been banned anyway. Thank Thigh for @CarolinePooter; anyone who can incorporate pshaw into statement is friend of mine.

Great Thigh; can't you just kill everyone? I'll give you an alibi.

Also, Great Thigh (just between us) were you HULK?!

HULK! cheek. Possibly, i can't reveal the dimensions of my Inner Thigh.

Dangles I've been drawn to the serial killer shed all day. I'm like a cat with a dead mouse, i just can't stop.

Cat could you get some more cats? Make them Guard Cats like BC? You're all that stands between us and certain death.

MrsCatE why, thank you kindly! I am a fund of irritable ejaculations.

I tried AIBU for a while but soon ran screaming to Thighland ,where all slankets are pissy and every day is sausage day. In my day most of AIBU would have been written in green ink, so we knew to bin it without opening;-)

It's ok, I've flounced off the thread on behalf of Thighland and called them crazy for good measure.

I going back to see ...

Excellent thlouncing skilz thigh !!

Ha ha, it's ok cos we've always got Thighland to run back to.

Plus Danish's thread if on the run.