Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

Dangly i think you did invent me. I don't remember anything before Thighland and i don't remember how this happened. I'm not even pissed Dangly. Surely it's not normal for the leader of a nation to have to read threads to understand their own life?

Why was i on a death bus, then a chocolate factory? Why am i luring a Pauline-Bot to her death. Why does a scientist sing Gladys Knight to me.

I have no explanations other than you invented me because you are a frustrated novelty strippagram.

I'm glad i figured that out. Now I am going to learn some more Danish off the TV to keep my prisoner subdued. Goodnight my dears xx

Den som draber (those who kill).

thigh stop doubting me! I have eaten sooo many sausages since our last encounter! I have gained at least 5 stone!! What more can a thisiple do?

Dangly please don't distress yourself my most beloved thiciple i was just wondering how long you had dreamed of your new career. Come, sit by me and have a thuddle. I thove you Dangly,

Adverts are life insurance and job searching. Fuck that.

Small I spotted you on the Kate Middleton thread. I just knew she’d be a Trekkie.

What, where? Nipping over to look. (dons gas mask)

I don't know why more people don't pick up on it project but maybe they don't know her like I do.

Bloody hell, small those fuckers were lucky to have you. Please bandy about some Star Trek Lore in thighland I am letting the new series build up in Netflix before I put on my nicest slanket and settle down for a binge.

thigh I spotted you on the shed one, you can do this with one hand tied behind your back and I bow down to you.

Now I am concerned that shunning AIBU was a poor decision, as I have experienced FOMO, or FOMOT for short.

BTW, the reason for all the wartime slogans on mugs and aprons is simple. Since they were published by the government, there is no copyright claimable. This is why people can copy leaflets and posters. As for Keep Calm and Carry on I think it should be nailed up over the entrance to AIBU, like heads on spikes but more caring.

I still haven't heard from Pauline. I did get a tip-off she was running a sweatshop making pink pussy hats. However, I don't think it's really her. I know SHE would only make ones with white pompoms dangling from the rear. She is such a narcissist.

Pooter i try to keep out of AIBU but if someone posts about a cereal killer and a shed and a dog - what can i do? I have no will power, it's an offshoot my my reverse improvement.

Serial killer, shed, dog. YANBU

I have 5 back gardens backing on to my back garden. This disgusts me on a daily basis, it erodes my sanity.

Anyway, i shared with you that one of my neighbours is a child minder and has a 12 foot structure upon which cheerful waving children stand and wave at me.

The one next to that has copied and also put a structure only about 10 foot though and less cheerful child. Doesn't wave but scowls and screams and is possibly called Violet.

The other has a big tree and lots of dogs. Good, like her, gives me apples off her tree.

The next has put leylandii to block me good. But her son did play golf in their garden and shoot golf ball through my window and break it. I pretended to forgive but i haven't.

Ndn hates my tall rose and says it blocks her light. My rose is the best thing about me.

I'm beset on all sides!

Naked you're zooming up the charts!

I can't move house because I'd have to tidy up.

thigh , you and naked would make a dream couple! Why are you forbidden to marry again? You are evidently a Cavalier , so must be allowed to have some fun. Ignore the Roundheads

I myself birthed one of each. Guess which one is on her third spouse, and which one BANNED ME FROM TWITTER???

Sell the house as "needs some updating" Pretend to be dead, then it's an estate sale and people will be respectful, and think they're getting a bargain.

thigh do you need us to rescue you from these cheerful children who adorn your life on their structure?

I am back from Almond Street now and sober enough to ride my (stolen) scooter again, not that sobriety ever came into the decision of my riding or not riding it but I might be better a scooting sober! I do have 5 extra stone on to keep me going.

Anyway i digress, if in theory I scoot to your house what shall i do to

a) The structure
b) The friendly children
c) The Kettle Chips I'm having for breakfast (sea salt and balsamic vinegar)
d) The machete which I still have from last time I rode my (stolen) scooter

Is anyone joining me?

Do you think naked could do a sum?

thigh why is rose complaining ndn still alive, use your garage and plastic sheets.

Pooter marriage brings out the murderess in me, I'm trying to avoid prison. However with all these fucking gardens it'd be more peaceful in Holloway.

Don't give an inch on the rose. Tell NDN you identify as Sleeping Beauty and they are oppressing you. Report them for hate crime.

Dangles please never sober up, i love you just the way you are. So pissed and plump. First bring the kettle chips and machete and we can make decisions slowly as we piss ourselves.

Pooter i am good at pretending to be dead, I've been practising for a long time. Should I shout boo at prospective house buyers, would they chortle?

Thigh you could pose as a wax model, but don't shout boo if they are cash buyers.

Well Danish i was going to come to Danmark and ask you. Why is my rose hating ndn still alive? How can anyone hate seeing a rose at the top of their fence. Unless......hmm she's not friendly which is a plus point. But she doesn't appear to be violent although she plays opera v v v loudly in the garden in the summer. Also she shouts at other neighbours from her garden telling them not to tell their children off.

thigh is ndn you? If not use garage. You are always welcome to come to denmark, remember to say tusind tak to everybody 😀.