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To have hoped my disciples would have saved me before now?!

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pineapplebryanbrown Thu 07-Mar-19 21:25:57

I am alive!

I've been on a dark and dangerous journey. I've seen things i hoped never to see again.

A strange woman called Pauline made me hoover and remove my slanket.

She said I had to go on a diet, put heated rollers in my hair and look for a 3rd husband. Why?

Why didn't you save me from Pauline - messenger of MN.

Mysterycat23 Thu 07-Mar-19 21:27:52

Hurrah! Back from the brink @thighofrelief101

Time to lock the front door and lie down

pineapplebryanbrown Thu 07-Mar-19 21:32:50

Cat nobody cares, i rode away on a lion. Bound for certain death.

SmallFastPenguin Thu 07-Mar-19 21:36:47

I was a bit worried about you thigh but I was lying down with some crisps watching a rubbish TV programme about vampires so I hope you understand I couldn't come and rescue you myself. But well done on the lion thing.

thedisorganisedmum Thu 07-Mar-19 21:37:54

I haven't got the faintest idea what this is supposed to be about

ProjectGainsborough Thu 07-Mar-19 21:38:25

Thigh you are disoriented. This is AIBU. Your thiciples have been wailing in Chat for ages.

Come, we have a slanket ready for you.

Kleptronic Thu 07-Mar-19 21:38:50

Yep. Wailing. In Chat. For aaaages.

Gettingnowhere Thu 07-Mar-19 21:39:35

I knew you weren't really dead!! Nobody could kill our glorious and wonderful founder of nations. I had faith wasnt just having a nap and leaving you for dead

ProjectGainsborough Thu 07-Mar-19 21:39:51

We did the Hakka doble

Kleptronic Thu 07-Mar-19 21:40:33

I had a bath. And drank wine. And vodka.

pineapplebryanbrown Thu 07-Mar-19 21:40:34

mum i was running an advice clinic in chat but MN sent a stooge called Pauline to capture and kill me. I escaped and survived.

Gettingnowhere Thu 07-Mar-19 21:41:00

Thigh are you immoral?

pineapplebryanbrown Thu 07-Mar-19 21:41:39

I've been so afraid, so alone.

Gettingnowhere Thu 07-Mar-19 21:42:02

Don't worry mum we don't have the faintest idea either and we've been doing this for 3 threads now

Kleptronic Thu 07-Mar-19 21:42:06

Nah I bet you were having your tea.

thislidofullofdeadfish Thu 07-Mar-19 21:42:14

youtu.be/ov6aef8DTqg

pineapplebryanbrown Thu 07-Mar-19 21:42:25

Getting I'm moral fluid.

DanglyTassles Thu 07-Mar-19 21:43:33

thigh Your Thighness I am overjoyed!

We are so busy with rescue plans in place for you in chat!

You are still delirious from Pauline the beyaatch and have posted in AIBU so we couldn't find you!

We are so happy you rode away on a lion. My world is restored! Was it Elsa?

Have you fed Pauline to the pigs?

thislidofullofdeadfish Thu 07-Mar-19 21:43:39

Please come out of AIBU Thigh. It’s horrible here.

Gettingnowhere Thu 07-Mar-19 21:43:46

Here's where it all began

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/3507843-I-can-offer-you-solutions-to-all-your-problems

Mysterycat23 Thu 07-Mar-19 21:44:41

YABU to be in AIBU o thigh. It's not right!

thislidofullofdeadfish Thu 07-Mar-19 21:44:43

in fact I e never posted here before. Let that be a measure of my inner thigh.

Gettingnowhere Thu 07-Mar-19 21:45:10

And we were here

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3514284-I-can-offer-you-solutions-to-all-your-problems-Title-edited-by-MNHQ-at-OPs-request

ProjectGainsborough Thu 07-Mar-19 21:45:42

Have my very first biscuit

DanglyTassles Thu 07-Mar-19 21:45:55

thigh it is th'unanimous you belongeth in Chateth

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