Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

This is confusing, I thought Dangly was Thigh!

I don't think you can say we are turning sissy thigh I know I stayed in bed but getting and Dangly were very gung hi although was it all a dream? Also did Pauline survive?

Gung Hi? That is my phone it's a Samsung so probably translates everything into Korean.

Small your mum came with us, she got a message for you, "tidy your bedroom, you lazy old slag".

Well that's not nice, she's a right laugh though Small.

Small Korean with a Northern dialect? How long has this been happening? Do you wake up with your phone glued (pritt stick) to your eyeball?

My mum is very into her Kondo thing but I am sure it will wear off if I just ignore her via the painted on eye trick.
Other than that and a tendency help people a bit too often she is very thigh and will fit right into our new land.

TV it's very simple, I'm Thigh and Dangly is over there wearing a stick on willy willy not. We're Agony Aunts, we're very kind and will solve anything for you.

We get bored between problems though.

Small do you think it’s Kim jong un? Does he have a message for us??

Small she did try to tidy the bus after Dangly decided to incorporate the battered sausages into her routine. But i waved a muumuu and whispered in her ear about the chocolate river. She told me to call her Bunty.

I might marry Bunty and become your stepfather Small.

Project which Kim though it might be one of the dead ones?

I will try pressing the middle button and see what message I get from Kim Jung-Un

" and I have done ok today with the dog and my mum was bringing the conversation in that direction and say oh yes Brenda I remember you were saying you weighed in the evening "

I am not sure what he means by that?

Small that's very cryptic. We may need Naked to do a sum to work it out. I'll hunt for her.

I broke into a thread and went like this at Naked. I don't think we should break into bereavement threads for our thisters but anything else they get hunted.

Weighed in the evening? Brenda?

It’s clearly a threat. We should weaponise.

I’m trying to work out which of the emojis is most compelling/ sinister

this one or this one

🦴

Project a small empty rectangle? More symbolic than sinister.

Project i think the lonely heart advert offering you as bait to Pauline-Bot could be a limerick.

I'm 33, small and flirty
Look at my fluffy tail
While i do something dirty

I see a bone. But it might be me. I see bones everywhere

I’ll clean your house, wash every dish
What shame that I smell of pish

I'm evil and mean
I killed my husband
I'll cook you a roast
And you'll be my new one

Small what did Kim mean when he said he'd "done OK with the dog"? Which dog

Thanks project I've done it!