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Thigh? Where is thigh?

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 20:30

I’m so confused.

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CarolinePooter · 09/03/2019 10:04

small don't ever put your Mum in Gransnet, guide her to thighland to live out her declining years.

CarolinePooter · 09/03/2019 10:06

She will learn reverseKondo and suchlike.

DanglyTassles · 09/03/2019 10:13

Well I went back to sleep again for my first nap of the day (you know, the one you have after you wake up in the morning) and I've missed three pages.

I've got to go out into RL in a minute so I'll have to catch up later. Please try not to fill up the thread while I'm gone or I find myself lost and cry with snot again like a whiny little bitch.

OR I could just flag down Getting's bus which i believe is still going round the circuit?

DanglyTassles · 09/03/2019 10:15

Hmmm I just caught a glimpse and all this talk of Kim Jung Un and pressing buttons is making me feel nervous.

Should I be building a nuclear bunker for Thighland instead? (Obviously I'll just be the architect and the fuckboys can dig the footings etc)

pineapplebryanbrown · 09/03/2019 10:33

Dangly oh dear, we're almost half way through the thread and it's only Saturday. We have our other satellite centres though from when i was injured and we can hang out in Denmark too.

SmallFastPenguin · 09/03/2019 11:03

I was a bit concerned about the message from Kim about dog as Korean's do have the distressing tendency to eat them.

pineapplebryanbrown · 09/03/2019 11:07

Safer to feed Kim kimchi.

pineapplebryanbrown · 09/03/2019 11:08

Oh, I'm not having him as a Fuckboy. That'll have to be Project.

pineapplebryanbrown · 09/03/2019 11:11

Or Pooter since she was Churchill's bit of stuff, note cigar reference. She knows intimate details. Churchill and Kim look similar.

Kleptronic · 09/03/2019 11:11

I do actually have a tail, and a comb for it, it is very long and impresses fathers small children at Halloween. I also was drunk by then last night and missed all of your adventures.

ProjectGainsborough · 09/03/2019 11:54

I’ll have you know that Kim is a tender and unselfish lover

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CarolinePooter · 09/03/2019 11:55

I have just visited AIBU, thigh, and think YABVVFU, how dare you assume my age. I may have been felt up by various world leaders in my time, but I was only in it for the nylons and chocolate.

CarolinePooter · 09/03/2019 12:00

BTW there should be an airlock between here and AIBU, to allow for decontamination and quarantine. If we're not careful, all of Thighland will be spewing bile.

Gettingnowhere · 09/03/2019 12:13

TVRemote I get confused with Dangly and Thigh too. I suspect it's because we all have dangly thighs in this place

pineapplebryanbrown · 09/03/2019 12:54

Klepto since you have a tail you'll have to be lonely heart bait for the Pauline-Bot.

ProjectGainsborough · 09/03/2019 13:25

Klept are you sure the tail is not in fact a willy? It’s very easy to get tails and willies confused. Ask Dangly

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CarolinePooter · 09/03/2019 13:46

TV company seeks volunteers for new reality show. No experience or skills necessary, but must have nice hair. NB due to the programme being filmed in HD, applicants must have a bleached bumhole.

CarolinePooter · 09/03/2019 13:55

Affluent male, GSOH, seeks that special someone who will make my life complete. Me? Loves long walks round my estate, romantic dinners aboard my yacht. You? Someone who loves me for myself, age not a barrier but must have nice hair and a bleached bumhole.

CarolinePooter · 09/03/2019 13:58

I am like a spider in my web

SmallFastPenguin · 09/03/2019 14:03

What will you do when you catch her pooter?

DanglyTassles · 09/03/2019 14:22

Just popped in to say I very flattered to be mistaken for our dead fit th'leader thigh. I think it's because my inner thighs have been SO much more robust since I moved to Thighland.

Also the difference between a tail and a willy (and a willy willy not) is a tricky one as one can always stick on a stick on willy where a tail would naturally occur. The question to ALWAYS keep in mind when musing on this conundrum is 'Does it look like a 'willy' or does it look like a 'tail'?'

There will lie your answer!

CarolinePooter · 09/03/2019 14:45

Small I will "turn" her, and recruit her to be a double agent for Thighism.

CarolinePooter · 09/03/2019 14:48

Her nice hair and tight vagina will allow her to go to places where we would not be admitted.

ProjectGainsborough · 09/03/2019 15:00

That’s is so helpful Dangly! Turns out I have a willy AND a tail.

Pooter genius. One of those is bound to work. With her love of hummus and chalk paint, she can infiltrate AIBU and rescue misguided thisters.

Or we could just shank her?

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DanglyTassles · 09/03/2019 15:13

Good luck with the 'ensnaring' plot guys!

I hope she's in the cage when I next come back! Hey do we have any previously entrapped men in there atm?