Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

small don't ever put your Mum in Gransnet, guide her to thighland to live out her declining years.

She will learn reverseKondo and suchlike.

Well I went back to sleep again for my first nap of the day (you know, the one you have after you wake up in the morning) and I've missed three pages.

I've got to go out into RL in a minute so I'll have to catch up later. Please try not to fill up the thread while I'm gone or I find myself lost and cry with snot again like a whiny little bitch.

OR I could just flag down Getting's bus which i believe is still going round the circuit?

Hmmm I just caught a glimpse and all this talk of Kim Jung Un and pressing buttons is making me feel nervous.

Should I be building a nuclear bunker for Thighland instead? (Obviously I'll just be the architect and the fuckboys can dig the footings etc)

Dangly oh dear, we're almost half way through the thread and it's only Saturday. We have our other satellite centres though from when i was injured and we can hang out in Denmark too.

I was a bit concerned about the message from Kim about dog as Korean's do have the distressing tendency to eat them.

Safer to feed Kim kimchi.

Oh, I'm not having him as a Fuckboy. That'll have to be Project.

Or Pooter since she was Churchill's bit of stuff, note cigar reference. She knows intimate details. Churchill and Kim look similar.

I do actually have a tail, and a comb for it, it is very long and impresses fathers small children at Halloween. I also was drunk by then last night and missed all of your adventures.

I’ll have you know that Kim is a tender and unselfish lover

I have just visited AIBU, thigh, and think YABVVFU, how dare you assume my age. I may have been felt up by various world leaders in my time, but I was only in it for the nylons and chocolate.

BTW there should be an airlock between here and AIBU, to allow for decontamination and quarantine. If we're not careful, all of Thighland will be spewing bile.

TVRemote I get confused with Dangly and Thigh too. I suspect it's because we all have dangly thighs in this place

Klepto since you have a tail you'll have to be lonely heart bait for the Pauline-Bot.

Klept are you sure the tail is not in fact a willy? It’s very easy to get tails and willies confused. Ask Dangly

TV company seeks volunteers for new reality show. No experience or skills necessary, but must have nice hair. NB due to the programme being filmed in HD, applicants must have a bleached bumhole.

Affluent male, GSOH, seeks that special someone who will make my life complete. Me? Loves long walks round my estate, romantic dinners aboard my yacht. You? Someone who loves me for myself, age not a barrier but must have nice hair and a bleached bumhole.

I am like a spider in my web

What will you do when you catch her pooter?

Just popped in to say I very flattered to be mistaken for our dead fit th'leader thigh. I think it's because my inner thighs have been SO much more robust since I moved to Thighland.

Also the difference between a tail and a willy (and a willy willy not) is a tricky one as one can always stick on a stick on willy where a tail would naturally occur. The question to ALWAYS keep in mind when musing on this conundrum is 'Does it look like a 'willy' or does it look like a 'tail'?'

There will lie your answer!

Small I will "turn" her, and recruit her to be a double agent for Thighism.

Her nice hair and tight vagina will allow her to go to places where we would not be admitted.

That’s is so helpful Dangly! Turns out I have a willy AND a tail.

Pooter genius. One of those is bound to work. With her love of hummus and chalk paint, she can infiltrate AIBU and rescue misguided thisters.

Or we could just shank her?

Good luck with the 'ensnaring' plot guys!

I hope she's in the cage when I next come back! Hey do we have any previously entrapped men in there atm?