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Thigh? Where is thigh?

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 20:30

I’m so confused.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 22:12

Dangly piss yourself more, it will propel you, do more farts. I'm throwing a battered sausage rope again - don't eat it. We'll do that later, together.

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 22:15

Naked James Claerk Maxwell was well fun, letting Einstein stand on his shoulders an all. Right jolly for a mathematician.

Iamdanish · 08/03/2019 22:15

thigh learning Danish 😁

Igen værsgod:

Thigh? Where is thigh?
pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 22:17

Dangly EAT!!! EAT!!!

Small is right, Pauline-Bot is picking us off one by one. Next you'll be musing about Kate Middleton's dress sense and kitten heels.

DanglyTassles · 08/03/2019 22:19

Danish !!! Hurrah!!

She came in our hour of need! This will spur me on!

I see the sausage rope! I've got it!!!

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 22:20

Bring mig min fange.

Tak.

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 22:21

Hjelp mej. Nej.

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 22:23

Dangly stick the willy on top of your head, it's an antennae.

DanglyTassles · 08/03/2019 22:24

Eeek!!

Hang on a minute thigh I'm
puffed out again!

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 22:25

Er vi for crazy til dig?

DanglyTassles · 08/03/2019 22:25

Ok I'm good!

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 22:27

Don't worry Dangly the vomit mixes with the mushy peas.

Press your willies against the windscreen.

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ProjectGainsborough · 08/03/2019 22:28

I have been in real life. I am QUITE DRUNK.

Why is Thigh danish?

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Iamdanish · 08/03/2019 22:28

Poor Dangly i will squeeze you onto the bus, take this machete and scream like a mad woman, should get you on board.

DanglyTassles · 08/03/2019 22:29

Ok

DanglyTassles · 08/03/2019 22:31

< SCREAMS LIKE MANIAC >

Ok what now?

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 22:31

Project I'm learning a little Danish off the TV. I only need Hjelp mej. And Nej.

For when i have by prisoner - min fange. Danish has captured my prisoner, see above photograph.

Iamdanish · 08/03/2019 22:32

Anyone up for a problem?

Why aren't anyone using the Danish keyboard, I miss the æ ø å.
Please thigh you are good at this you can be the trendsetter.

CarolinePooter · 08/03/2019 22:33

Danglý, I salute you! God It's done it again,. Try again yyyyyy. Well that seems OK now. Sorry, false alarm chaps.

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 22:33

Dangly machete, don't kill me by accident. I'm on the other end of the sausage rope.

DanglyTassles · 08/03/2019 22:36

Ok thigh I have come by a machete and is in my back pack am eating my way towards you and regaining my 3 stone for additional powers!

Is Getting still conscious?

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ProjectGainsborough · 08/03/2019 22:36

I had an idea for my career. I will go for promotion. I will go for seniority, in the manner of sheyrl sandberg, I will LEAN IN.

Then I will make mad decisions until the company is bankrupt. Probably we will all get payouts. Except maybe me. I will go to prison, but there will be few responsibilities and maybe I can have prison bitches who will make me slankets.

Is good, no?

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CarolinePooter · 08/03/2019 22:38

æ ø å Wow it's like finding an extra room in your house! Still don't know how to bold words but possibly now too old to learn. Thanks Danish, I have enjoyed playing with new writing!!

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ProjectGainsborough · 08/03/2019 22:41

skræv

Ooooh look at that!

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DanglyTassles · 08/03/2019 22:41

Project good to see you mate! It could work!Im just eating s battered sausage rope towards thigh with a machete on my back whilst dressed in a bat slanket!

I'll ask her if we can run with that idea after we've killed Pauline!