Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

Dangly piss yourself more, it will propel you, do more farts. I'm throwing a battered sausage rope again - don't eat it. We'll do that later, together.

Naked James Claerk Maxwell was well fun, letting Einstein stand on his shoulders an all. Right jolly for a mathematician.

thigh learning Danish 😁

Igen værsgod:

Dangly EAT!!! EAT!!!

Small is right, Pauline-Bot is picking us off one by one. Next you'll be musing about Kate Middleton's dress sense and kitten heels.

Danish !!! Hurrah!!

She came in our hour of need! This will spur me on!

I see the sausage rope! I've got it!!!

Bring mig min fange.

Tak.

Hjelp mej. Nej.

Dangly stick the willy on top of your head, it's an antennae.

Eeek!!

Hang on a minute thigh I'm
puffed out again!

Er vi for crazy til dig?

Ok I'm good!

Don't worry Dangly the vomit mixes with the mushy peas.

Press your willies against the windscreen.

I have been in real life. I am QUITE DRUNK.

Why is Thigh danish?

Poor Dangly i will squeeze you onto the bus, take this machete and scream like a mad woman, should get you on board.

Ok

< SCREAMS LIKE MANIAC >

Ok what now?

Project I'm learning a little Danish off the TV. I only need Hjelp mej. And Nej.

For when i have by prisoner - min fange. Danish has captured my prisoner, see above photograph.

Anyone up for a problem?

Why aren't anyone using the Danish keyboard, I miss the æ ø å.
Please thigh you are good at this you can be the trendsetter.

Danglý, I salute you! God It's done it again,. Try again yyyyyy. Well that seems OK now. Sorry, false alarm chaps.

Dangly machete, don't kill me by accident. I'm on the other end of the sausage rope.

Ok thigh I have come by a machete and is in my back pack am eating my way towards you and regaining my 3 stone for additional powers!

Is Getting still conscious?

I had an idea for my career. I will go for promotion. I will go for seniority, in the manner of sheyrl sandberg, I will LEAN IN.

Then I will make mad decisions until the company is bankrupt. Probably we will all get payouts. Except maybe me. I will go to prison, but there will be few responsibilities and maybe I can have prison bitches who will make me slankets.

Is good, no?

æ ø å Wow it's like finding an extra room in your house! Still don't know how to bold words but possibly now too old to learn. Thanks Danish, I have enjoyed playing with new writing!!

skræv

Ooooh look at that!

Project good to see you mate! It could work!Im just eating s battered sausage rope towards thigh with a machete on my back whilst dressed in a bat slanket!

I'll ask her if we can run with that idea after we've killed Pauline!