Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

thigh shouldn't go out at all in case Pauline gets her again and we all lose our minds!

thigh the bus will be passing your house, can you throw them through the window?

Do not go out! It's not safe yet!

I'm going to climb on to the front of the bus and press my tattooed face against the windscreen to keep you focused.

thigh beware of the danger, Pauline is loose!

I am now going undercover to get the Beeeeeyaaaatch!!

Dangly it's ok, I'm got a demi wave, it's safe.

This is WAR!! The bus 🚌 is our first armoured vehicle.

I think it's our duty to capture Pauline imagine the damage she could do loose on MN. But she is a very dangerous adversary. She can get inside your head and is very tricky .

Ok thigh and co, if you see a fattish woman dressed as Batman it is me Dangly/Danga ok so don't worry. It isn't Delboy in that famous clip of 'Only Fools and Horses' it is only me, undercover.

I cannot run so will be on a scooter.

Dangly but is it a bariatric motorised scooter 🛴

Is it a batslanket? How will i recognise you? Which willy willy not are you wearing?

Mustn't kill Dangly by mistake.

Fairly certain Pauline was Finnish, if that helps. She certainly looked as though her language had Hungarian links. Plus she was screaming over and over fun with Finn, fun with Finn.

I cannot yet afford a bariatric motorised scooter so must borrow (pinch by dead of night) next door's child's one.

It is indeed a batslanket, think Del-boy but an almost female version with slanket rather than cape and then Do not kill that person!

Ok, so also, please let me know if I do survive?

So we are cheering on a fattish woman in a bariatric scooter wearing a slanket as a cape and carrying an assortment of willies in a bag. Is the Willy of truth a good defence against she who should not be named?

When Pauline-Bot screamed "Fun with Finn" at me i just assumed she wanted us to go swimming with dolphins and wondered whether i had a Groupon voucher.

I am getting a bit tired so I am lying down watching TV and having some toast. Good luck with the hunt for Pauline and the bus thing guys.

Careful danglý. Take some back-up with you. Where to first? I think she will expect us to look in style and beauty .But she will expect wrong! That is far too easy and to be fair not a bleached bumhole type of thread. AIBU is a good one, as it is full of enraged narcissists. The only problem is being spoilt for choice.
BTW my keyboard keeps writing danglý. Are you slavic?

Dangly i can see you! You're thin, you're wasting away! I'm throwing you a rope made from battered sausages and you can scooter behind the speeding bus.

It's not Dangly it's some random thinny. Off to hunt her down.

The conundrum of Schrodinger's willy willy not

Ah that old pissy chestnut: obvs

We must consider the following "when does a quantum snacks system stop existing as a superposition of slanket states and become one or the other?"

Although there is an intersection of Pauline and Thigh, they never appear together but are smeared through the quantum Thighverse.

In quantum computing the phrase "cat state" sometimes refers to the shiz state, wherein several qubits are in an equal superposition of all being 0 and all being 1.

At this point we need to estimate the level of MNHQ violation. Here we must consider physicist's James Clerk Maxwell (1867), theorem 'Maxwell's demon' where he suggested how the second law of thermodynamics might hypothetically be violated and was shown to have willy willy not. The demon's behaviour causes one's body to warm up and the arse to cool down, thereby decreasing entropy and violating the second law of thermodynamics.

Ladies, entropy will save us, all tends to its lowest energy state, so is the way of Thigh.

It is alarming that there is quite a bit in my conundrum exposition that is not actually made up........ say in Thighland, sisters, for there is much to be afeared of out there.

Pooter I can be slavic if you want me to be. Oops sorry that's only for my act.

Anyway back to the project, I am scooting to the bus!! I reckon thigh is a magnet for the evil Pauline's advances and since thigh is glued to the bus like a suction pad I will extherminate Pauline before Pauline extherminates thigh IYSWIM.

Anyway all this scooting is getting me puffed out. I've lost three stone!

Thank fuck for thigh's battered sausage rope! I've got it thigh hanging on now!

*stay

naked we are blessed!!

thigh it's ME I lost three stone scooting!! I've missed the bus now!

Dangly i looked for you! I even went to style and beauty and then i did this at Danish in case she was hiding you.

naked too late we have gone OUT!! Twas an emergency!!

Do another circuit of the route!!

Losing weight is just what Pauline wants! Eat harder Dangly. Try some sugar sandwiches they are very fattening and easy to eat on the go.